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Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,939
edited July 2010 in General Charlton
Someone give me some good news, ffs!

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  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,740
    Its friday!!
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,693
    this wild turkey tastes good........

    :(((((((((((((((((((((((
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,087
    The teaser picture for the new shirt is on its way...
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,868
    Brazil v Holland is on in just over an hour
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Bailey will never miss a penalty for us again
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,881
    The weather is going to be nice over the weekend.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    what have i missed nowt bad been said on here for weeks it has all been good news
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Chris Solly signed a 1 year deal !
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,034
    edited July 2010
    Not good news but heard a brilliant story at pre season training last night which might cheer a few people up. Well, it cheered me up anyway.

    My mates brother is 26 and a big lad. He works as a labourer, can drive, lives at home but suffers from autism. My mates mum got in from work last week and he was sitting in the front room, still wearing his work gear. His face and arms were absolutely covered in scratches and cuts, his t-shirt covered in blood.
    Seeing this, the mum panics and asks whats happened. Conversation went:

    ‘’Sean, what the hell has happened’’

    ‘’A wild animal did it’’

    ‘’What do you mean a wild animal?’’

    ‘’A wild animal scratched me but its okay cos I caught it and now its in the shed’’

    The mum has started to proper shit herself thinking what the hell is down the bottom of the garden. So she rings the RSPCA. They have told her that they cant come over without a positive identification of the animal. So she rings the police. Four gavvers turn up 3 hours later, all waiting outside the shed with nets while one opens the shed door

    Bang opens the door and out of the darkness runs a midget!! He thought he had been kidnapped! The old bill have took Sean away for questioning and it turned out that he was driving home from work in the van and the poor little fella was standing at the bus stop. He’s pulled over, and a little rumble with ‘’the Goblin’’ and stuck him in the back of the van. Got home and put him in the shed! haha
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    our players are good guys!!!

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  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,838
    If that is true VG that is frickin hilarious....great little "short" story.
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,513
    Someone told me pretty much the same story. Slightly different, apparently he phoned his mum at work and said there was a goblin under the sink. She didn't believe him, eventually came home and opened the cupboard and shocked when she saw a midget tied up. He had seen him near the house and had never seen a midget before.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    I've heard that story [slightly different] before VG i have to say!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    Heard last week, troll in the wardrobe in the bedrooom. Midget gas man.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,915
    *waiting patiently*
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    Heard it a couple of months ago in Amsterdam, there must be a lot of captured dwarves out there!!!!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,034
    I've got more
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,628
    snopes.com
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]*waiting patiently*


    the temptation is nearly upon me after your antics yesterday

    so

    i hope you wasnt to badly hurt or emotionally scarred from the whole incident
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    My brother in law is off on a stag this weekend he and his mates have paid to have a midget walk up to the stag in the pub and handcuff himself to the stag for the whole weekend. Nearly wet myself when I herd this but quite common I hear. The midget gets paid 250 for the weekend and free food and drink and free entry wherever they go. All I can say I know you need the extra money smudge what with the twins on there way but there must be an easier way to get some extra bunce!! ;-)

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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    The audit bird sitting next to me has got the shortest skirt on!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]The audit bird sitting next to me has got the shortest skirt on!


    dare you to drop a pen
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    We want pics rich...

    Nursery and foundation sports day in the playground today so cherry ochard mums are out in force, denim mini skirts and boob tubes... I'm happy.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,002
    Everytime she swings round on her chair to get up is more than enough!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Like that film with sharon stone?
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    I'm sitting outside Roker Hotel stuffing my face with sizzling steak fajitas and lashings of ice cool snake bites...

    Worries, what worries...?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,930
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]We want pics rich...

    Nursery and foundation sports day in the playground today so cherry ochard mums are out in force, denim mini skirts and boob tubes... I'm happy.

    we want pics Adam....

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