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Haven't had one in a while so....Would Ya?

Bournemouth Addick
Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
edited July 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I give you, The Hotel Inspector, Alex Polizzi

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This is going to seperate the men from the youngsters.
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    No thanks. is it a geezer?
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.

    Yes but it helps if they actually look like a woman.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,616
    yes please......pure milf !
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.

    Hang on a minute my 93 year old granny or a nice fit 40 year old............Did you say no exceptions ? :-)
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    She can inspect the shit on my sheets anytime...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Depends on whether she is going to give me a star rating...........
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.

    Hang on a minute my 93 year old granny or a nice fit 40 year old............Did you say no exceptions ? :-)
    Stop misquoting me. You know what I meant. Older women are better in bed than younger women. You're deliberately twisting it round to make a point.

    Oh alright, bollocks, you got me. What I MEANT was 40-odd year olds are better in bed than 20-odd year olds.

    Now get back to worrying about Parker leaving :o)
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,346
    She looks like she would've been right up my alley about 20 years ago. But now... Nahhh.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.

    Hang on a minute my 93 year old granny or a nice fit 40 year old............Did you say no exceptions ? :-)
    Stop misquoting me. You know what I meant. Older women are better in bed than younger women. You're deliberately twisting it round to make a point.

    Oh alright, bollocks, you got me. What I MEANT was 40-odd year olds are better in bed than 20-odd year olds.

    Now get back to worrying about Parker leaving :o)

    I fully agree with the older woman theory really....Has for Parker he can go for all i care. Done excellent for us but if he dont want to play then sell him.. Ooops sorry wrong thread. Where's Henry when you need him?
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  • mr.se7
    mr.se7 Posts: 272
    maybe, just maybe.... but the fact you could find, that under the forklift truck giving her a facelift, and a hourly supply of botox, there would be many wrinkles.......


    what can i say, im a fussy one ;)
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 11,982
    Urgh........


    ........go on then
  • SE7 Expat
    SE7 Expat Posts: 280
    mmh not sure, depends how she looks naked
  • Red5
    Red5 Posts: 837
    How about if she brought her twin sister... Edwina Currie!
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,071
    That's a blatant geezer.
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Yep. Older women are all much better in bed than younger ones. No exceptions.
    What about Paris Hilton or some other it girl versus a 40 year old member of the woman's institute?

    ???
  • Choice
    Choice Posts: 2,863
    Doing nothing for me this one, not even the slightest hint of it's ugly boat being levelled out with nice breasts so its a.......

    no
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Yes from me - reckon she's filthy.
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    Will she take 'sole full control'?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725
    edited July 2010
    Edwina Curry!! Not only is she a Tory she's also a moose!

    A big fat no for me. I would rather go for the bird that looks like a bloke at the top of the thread.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    thats a proper mush-mort. Its a no from me.
  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    Do either of them play centre forward?
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Alex was a client at curtis brown, nice lady came in the office and was abit drunk which was fun. She comes from a mega rich family. No from me.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Whats up with you helmets , of course its a yes
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    It's a WALLOP from me.... :-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    You'd definitely have to turn the light off.

    So that's a no from me. I'd rather have a good curry.

    NO, not Edwina, either!
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Nope, no way, nada.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Ha, ha...a proper Would ya at last!

    She's 38 BTW.

    HotelInspectorAlex.jpg
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    How odd, I was thinking about doing this thread just last night. The answers yes, but I'd worry that as I was back scuttling her she'd be looking round the room demanding that I dust the skirting boards and get neutral coloured wardrobes.
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,843
    I'd smash the granny out of her... literally!

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