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The Carlton Cole iPhone App

Rothko
Rothko Posts: 18,800
edited August 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/carlton-cole/id373373867?mt=8

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  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,608
    haha cheesey
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    how vein
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    "Description

    The Carlton Cole Official App

    I had this Application made to enable everybody to follow what i do and give people a glimpse into what its like to be a Footballer.

    I'll also give you exclusive access to my life outside Football. Anything from a night out to sitting at home playing computer games with my mates.

    All the latest news will come exclusively through this application allowing you to be the first to know whats happening in my life.

    I also want to offer you a chance to ask me any question, no holes barred.

    I hope you enjoy it as much as i do.

    Carlton."

    No holes barred????? There is a crude joke just waiting to happen with that one!!!
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,409
    *downloads*
  • Ollywozere
    Ollywozere Posts: 1,541
    What...a...total...twonk
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    Doesn't mention the raping in the intro. How odd.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    [cite]Posted By: Mortimerician[/cite]Doesn't mention the raping in the intro. How odd.

    Rapping? Does he spit tunes then?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,371
    He seems to like chicken quite a lot.

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