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Lame to Fame
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Saw a seriously pissed of George Michael outside the Meridien Hotel on Picadilly where his Range Rover had been clamped many moons ago.0
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I had an Indian a couple of weeks ago with that frankie from the Saturdays0
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I know a girl that shagged Pablo Cunago (sp?)0
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I sat on the beach with some friends and laughed as my mates rescued Leonardo fi Caprio from a sinking boat in Thailand.
Thats pretty lame0 -
Scored a penalty past Dave Beasant (Have that Aldridge !)
Got sent off for scrapping with Lee Bowyer
Played against Beckham
Trained with David Rocastle RIP
Played alongside about a dozen who went on to make it, including Ben Thatcher and Jamie Stuart who went on to play for Charlton
Pat Van Den Hawe drove his car into my next door neighbours wall when drunk
Don Howe sat on me in George Graham's office
Was interviewed by Tony Gubba for Football Focus in the run up to Welling v Blackburn
Beat Colin Walsh and Stuart Balmer in a pub quiz to win a prize to an evening with Trevor Brooking. Landlord tried to rig the result so he could have the Charlton players on his table and not me and my mates !
Got presented with an award by Lennie Lawrence
Met Prince Andrew and Prince William, both drips
Shared a room with RedarmySE7. Whilst denying homosexual activity, its fair to say we both attained a certain degree of warmth and security whilst spooning on a cold winters night0 -
All but the last one are far from lame - most impressive I would say!
I have a collection of royal hair0 -
[quote][cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]I had an Indian a couple of weeks ago with that frankie from the Saturdays[/quote]
sod all the rest of them, this is the most impressive........you can't just leave it at that though Unc.0 -
My Dad used to go out with William Joyce (Lord Haw Haw's) niece.
He also used to work with Keith Richard's mum.
I delivered plasterwork to John Entwistle's house when I was working for my Dad's firm during my school holidays.
I wanted to try and get off with Koni Huq when she worked with my sister and was unknown. Really lovely girl but I was told in no uncertain terms by my sister to leave her alone. Not that I'd have stood much of a chance anyway!0 -
Did I ever mention that my mum used to go out with Frankie Howard's brother?0
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[cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]Did I ever mention that my mum used to go out with Frankie Howard's brother?
Oooh no0 -
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Ron Atkinson pinched my brother's girlfriend's arse.0
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Well you shouldn't sit so close to the corner flag.[cite]Posted By: Chunes[/cite]Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink once booted a football at me and then waved to apologise.0 -
Got hammered with Terry butcher in switzerland and told us what he thought of modern day footballers0
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[quote][cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
Don Howe sat on me in George Graham's office.
Very impressive mate, however, the above needs clearing up. You do leave yourself open!!0 -
Was hotel room next door neighbours with Boyz 2 Men in Bournemouth about 2 years ago while on a weekend trip with ex-girlfriend and her family. They got a telling off for smoking weed in their room and told to 'at least put towels under the door to stop it coming into the hallway".
We ended up seeing them at the BIC that weekend and was sat directly next to Lloyd Owuso who was a really nice bloke and playing for Yeovil at the time. (His missus was even nicer! Wink wink nudge nudge)0 -
Was presented with British Home Stores vouchers at Crofton Leisure Centre for being semi finalists in a five a side competition by Gordon Jago
Met Roy Castle in his dressing room, when I was a product mananger and he was a patron of a childrens charity - really nice guy.
Met Ruth Madoc and the gay guy from Hi Di Hi when making an Elastoplast ad0 -
Jack Charlton has had dinner at my house and slept in my bed (I wasn't in it at the time)
I interviewed Ann Widdecombe who called me a 'cheeky young man'
Went to school with Mick McCarthy's son and been to his house a few times
Stacy Long (remember him?) was a few years above at school and his mum was (and still is) the school secretary
I played in the same Lewisham Youth side as Myles Weston (Brentford)
My dad knows Howard Goodall who composed a whole load of well known and much loved BBC programmes' theme tunes (Red Dwarf, Blackadder, QI etc...)0 -
Once was in a restaurant when Salman Rushdie (and two twitchy minders) came in - this was in the Fatwah period
Met John Peel in a record shop
Oh yeah and I was in the Ramones0 -
[cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]I had an Indian a couple of weeks ago with that frankie from the Saturdays
i had a shite kfc with the bloke who had an indian with frankie fom the saturdays0 -
Had a piss next to a Gallagher brother and DID NOT look at his cock
Got told off by Trisha for laughing uncontrollably whilst me & my mate were off our lids
Dug a massive hole outside Danielle Westbrooks house then watched her twice stall her massive 4x4 into the electric gate
Got asked to marry Jodie Marsh
Said an incredibly rude word for a bet on a football radio phone-in
Got my arse slapped by one of girls out of Mis-teeq at Amadeus, asked her for a one night stand got winked at. Got smashed and told all of my mates none of which believed me, including the one who witnessed the entire thing
Floored Dane Bowers, who is actually a very nice bloke!
Called the following very rude words to their faces Robbie & Beppe from eastenders, Jermain Defoe, about four big brother contestants
Told baby spice I thought she was my favourite, she looked scared
And the best
My mates Dad's dad had a song written about him by David Bowie 'little tin man' or something like that0 -
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Went on holiday to Spain with a couple of mates a few years back and went to watch Sevilla play against Villareal. Game was in the evening and we got into town just in time for siesta and all the shops and bars closing so ducked into a hotel bar for a few drinks. Turned about to be the hotel where the Sevilla team were having there pre-match meal. My mate went for a dump, was waiting outside the cubicle when Freddie Kanoute emerged so my mate got on a throne warmed by Freddie's cheeks.0
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[cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]Went on holiday to Spain with a couple of mates a few years back and went to watch Sevilla play against Villareal. Game was in the evening and we got into town just in time for siesta and all the shops and bars closing so ducked into a hotel bar for a few drinks. Turned about to be the hotel where the Sevilla team were having there pre-match meal. My mate went for a dump, was waiting outside the cubicle when Freddie Kanoute emerged so my mate got on a throne warmed by Freddie's cheeks.
nothing worse than a warm bog seat, IMHO.0 -
[cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite][cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]Went on holiday to Spain with a couple of mates a few years back and went to watch Sevilla play against Villareal. Game was in the evening and we got into town just in time for siesta and all the shops and bars closing so ducked into a hotel bar for a few drinks. Turned about to be the hotel where the Sevilla team were having there pre-match meal. My mate went for a dump, was waiting outside the cubicle when Freddie Kanoute emerged so my mate got on a throne warmed by Freddie's cheeks.
nothing worse than a warm bog seat, IMHO.
A wet bog seat?0 -
A wet bog seat is a schoolboy error, no not even schoolboy you never go near a wet bog seat! I've had dumps in many a place but I can say, hand on heart I have never taken throne upon a damp bog seat0
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Sat next to Lional Blair on a flight to Spain- he borrowed my Private Eye
Was waived back by Ayrton Senna when he was driving a lotus 95 down the back straight at Brands (I know it was my wave as I was the only one there!!)
Almost knocked over Charley Drake who was coming in a door as I was going out at an Allders fun day
Spoke about cricket to Griff Rhys-Jones & Stewart Copeland (from the police) at a charity cricket match0 -
[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite][cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]I had an Indian a couple of weeks ago with that frankie from the Saturdays
i had a shite kfc with the bloke who had an indian with frankie fom the saturdays
Oh yeah that was shite. You are forgetting the bloke that cooked food for us was the manager of the Slovakian team.
Elthamaddick she is a lovely looking girl ;-)0 -
Uncle, are you telling us that jonjo has a premier league standard lady to go with his premier league contract?
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[cite]Posted By: allez les addicks[/cite]Uncle, are you telling us that jonjo has a premier league standard lady to go with his premier league contract?
No mate its nothing to do with Jonjo she lives near to me0 -
I've got a mate who was doing a bit with Frankie from the Saturdays.0
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[cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]I've got a mate !!!
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