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paul the octopus

eastbourne_addick
eastbourne_addick Posts: 911
edited October 2010 in Other Football and Sports
Paul the octopus has passed away today
RIP
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  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    RIP
    a true football legend
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    A very sad day. My thoughts are with his family. (sorry chirpy).

    RIP
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Word is it was a gangland killing by the Krayfish twins.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Word is it was a gangland killing by the Krayfish twins.

    i heard it was the codfather
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,859
    Oh dear...
  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    RIP, Paul

    You were way better at predicting than Lawro
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
    And the ink was hardly dry on his new contract.

    Rest in Plaice
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,875
    Stop it, you lot are giving me a haddock.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,109
    I'm glad its dead, stupid fin.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    I was waiting on one more prediction from him, was going to bet all i had on it and hope i would be squids in

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    apparently he's been feeling eel for a while
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,822
    And very tasty he was too though I found his tentacles a bit too chewy for my liking.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,183
    edited October 2010
    Police are investigating - apparently there is something fishy about his death.

    Cod rest his Sole.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,682
    Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door.
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,005
    This is just getting squidiculous....
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,251
    Maybe it was poisson?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,682
    Was he eel?
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,412
    I wonder if he managed to predict his death...
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,671
    His in a batter plaice now
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,682
    [cite]Posted By: ross[/cite]I wonder if he managed to predict his death...

    No, the only time he was wrong?

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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Frankly, I disappointed that so many of you find the death of one of the natural worlds most interesting creatures and a much loved public figure funny. There will be people in Germany genuinely upset by this and you should be ashamed of yourselves.




    Ps can someone save me a leg please?

    Pps this does leave an opening for a another animal with a suitable knwoledge of the game, I wonder whatever happened to the goat that was lined up to be our next manager...?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,875
    He swallowed a fiver and a pound coin and this made him sick squid
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Apparantly he died in a tragic accident. They had presented him with two boxes of food as was his preferred prediction method. Sadly one had become contaminated. He was supposedly predicting which blended whisky would sell best this christmas.

    His keepers realised just after they were put in the box. There are rumours of cctv footage of the tragic event. staff at the aquarium can be heard shouting:

    "Paul the other one, it's got bells on it"
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    [cite]Posted By: Bournemouth Addick[/cite], I wonder whatever happened to the goat that was lined up to be our next manager...?

    married gumbo.
  • Hig
    Hig Posts: 454
    Come on guys, I think it isn't right to make jokes about paul the octopus so soon, I mean, the ink hasn't even dried yet
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I heard it was the pressure of the upcoming Olympics that did for him.
  • American_Addick
    American_Addick Posts: 774
    Sepp Blatter today spotted enjoying a plate of calamari for lunch.
    Coincidence?
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    Heard he was asked to predict the future of Crystal Palace minutes before he died?
  • Oaky white
    Oaky white Posts: 80
    Knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock,knock, knocking on heavens door.

    Good luck for the season, we are having a nightmare at the minute.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    He was asked to predict whether or not England would win the next World cup and he died laughing...

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