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Charlton Life Christmas Cryptic Quiz

Sco
Sco Posts: 2,623
edited December 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I've done one of these for the last couple of years, hope it is suitably occupying.

These clues should lead you to seven names (some just surnames) associated with Charlton...


1) Initially, In order to get this player's name you must first briefly look up to see an American train.

2) An event at a strip club for the lads.

3) The Scotsman dismisses you as a grass.

4) The Chinaman's haircut is more painful than his teeth.

5) Without you, he's the fake Dutchman.

6) The Oxbridge man didn't pay up after losing his bet.

7) Diurnal blasphemy at Mr Hislop.
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
    6 is Don Welsh

    The others are making my brain hurt
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]6 is Don Welsh

    Yep.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    This is bloody tough.

    Does 3 include 'nark? Can't think of anyone including those letters ... sure there wasn't a Jock Nark ;-)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
    Grass could be snitch but not sure that helps

    Diurnal means in the day time so I thought Mervyn Day but other parts don't fit.

    Blasphemy could mean sin or swear so Day sin/sin day.

    No, my dyslexia means my brain isn't hard wired for cryptic clues.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    I thought it was too easy last year!

    Previous quizzes may give a hint as to how this pans out:

    Cryptic Quiz search

    [quote][cite]Posted By: stonemuse[/cite]Does 3 include 'nark? Can't think of anyone including those letters ... sure there wasn't a Jock Nark ;-)[/quote]

    Afraid not...
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    No. 7 is Christ! Ian daily
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]No. 7 is Christ! Ian daily


    ahhh ... very good
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    No 5: Matty Holland...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    2. Tees ?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]No. 7 is Christ! Ian daily

    Yep
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]No 5: Matty Holland...

    (adopts Catchphrase pose): It's a good guess but it's not right.
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]2. Tees ?

    That would have been a goodun! It's a bit more of a play on words with a current member of the squad.
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  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    2: Llera...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Struggling.....

    2. Mendonca
    3. Frank Haydock
    5. Gough
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,838
    2. Pawel Abbott
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: thai malaysia addick[/cite]5. Gough

    Yep, Conor Gough
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    edited December 2010
    .
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    [cite]Posted By: RedZed333[/cite]2: Llera...

    Mi girl Angel Leerer!
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    Umm ... No. 2

    I pray this isn't right.

    An event is a 'do'. And lads at a strip club may well get a semi.

    I give you ... Semi-do.

    He fucking hates Millwall.
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]An event is a 'do'. And lads at a strip club may well get a semi.

    I give you ... Semi-do.

    I am impressed Mr Rudd. Bang on!
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]An event is a 'do'. And lads at a strip club may well get a semi.

    I give you ... Semi-do.

    I am impressed Mr Rudd. Bang on!

    Oh mercy!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    It amused me anyway!
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  • Swerve
    Swerve Posts: 1,238
    3 . Jimmy Seed
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    edited December 2010
    3. danny butterfield (you are nothing but a field)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    It's just like 3-2-1 this.
  • SaoPauloAddick
    SaoPauloAddick Posts: 143
    3 = Scott Wagstaff
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    5. willie duff.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Is the answer Dusty Bin?
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    4) lee doherty?
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    1) robert lee (robert e lee).
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: happyvalley[/cite]4) lee doherty?

    I was thinking Gary, but the clue was only for his surname so: Yep!


    So far with explanations of those that have been got:

    1) Initially, In order to get this player's name you must first briefly look up to see an American train.

    2) An event at a strip club for the lads

    Semi-do (Semedo) (do = event, semi = well, I shouldn't have to explain this...)

    3) The Scotsman dismisses you as a grass.

    4) The Chinaman's haircut is more painful than his teeth.

    Do-hurty (Doherty: A reworking of the "what time was the Chinese man's dental appointment?" - "Tooth Hurty" joke, do = hairdo).

    5) Without you, he's the fake Dutchman

    Conner Gogh (Coner Gough) Without "u" Gough = Goch and fake = conner)

    6) The Oxbridge man didn't pay up after losing his bet

    Don Welsh (Don - academic teaching staff, welsh - to fail to pay up on a bet)

    7) Diurnal blasphemy at Mr Hislop

    Christ! Ian Dailly (diurnal = daily, Hislop = Ian)


    The two remaining clues are both members of the current squad and both surnames only.
  • clive the addick
    clive the addick Posts: 470
    3 jackson

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