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Caption Competition: Murray & Slater

WSS
WSS Posts: 25,070
edited December 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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Murray (in a Nelson from the Simpsons voice): Ha ha!
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  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Murray: Maybe if I give him my club he'll give me some of his hair?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Murray "is that the men in white coats coming to take you away"
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Murray: Welcome to Charlton Mr Slater.

    Slater: Get the hell off my land Dick. The builders are due soon to start work on the new housing estate and we wouldn't want nasty 'accidents' involving a JCB would we?
  • Full Metal Addick
    Full Metal Addick Posts: 278
    Murray: "Give us a smile Mike"

    Slater: "I would if I actually owned the club"
  • EGAddick
    EGAddick Posts: 532
    Looks like both of them have been on 'THE A L E'
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Murray: Following strong campaigning by Bexley Dan on CL, behind us you will now find The Ale Stand
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Murray: If you stand there Michael, then no one will be able to see the real people behind this deal.....
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    "Quick Wisey, he's about to take the photo, jump!"
  • Full Metal Addick
    Full Metal Addick Posts: 278
    "Dumb and Dumber"

    or "We are none the Wiser"
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    It's because I liked the sword.
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  • Full Metal Addick
    Full Metal Addick Posts: 278
    edited December 2010
    Murray and Slater: (in unison) "F I S H"
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Murray to cameraman "Can you aim the camera a bit lower - Dennis Wise isn't in the frame".
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Murray: In a certain light you look a bit like Curbs so maybe the punters will accept you....
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Murray punches fat armless man
  • wickford
    wickford Posts: 863
    William Hague welcomes Gary Nelson back to the Valley.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "No the club doesn't come with a f***ing free ball!"
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Do I get a receipt..?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Muzzer: Has the cheque cleared yet?
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    edited December 2010
    Murray "So Michael, you get to sit in my nice comfortable seat up there"
    Slater " Thanks Richard and you can now wave to me from your seat in the East"
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    Murray - "You've come a long way since you were taking photo's at Heathrow on that shitty documentary airport"
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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    MURRAY: I'm sure the show will be a sell out Mr Astley.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    [cite]Posted By: Clem_Snide[/cite]Murray - "You've come a long way since you were taking photo's at Heathrow on that shitty documentary airport"

    THANK YOU! I've been racking my brains for who he reminded me of, and the closest I came was Martin Short, but that photographer was the one I was thinking of.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    edited December 2010
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Clem_Snide[/cite]Murray - "You've come a long way since you were taking photo's at Heathrow on that shitty documentary airport"

    THANK YOU! I've been racking my brains for who he reminded me of, and the closest I came was Martin Short, but that photographer was the one I was thinking of.

    Russell Clisby according to Wiki. Was driving me bonkers for about 45mins until it just clicked. I wouldn't mind but I haven't seen the programme for god knows how long!.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Murray: 'The club tie looked very good on you in that SSN interview, Michael. Did you get it at the New Year sale price?'
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Murray: What do you think of it so far?
    Slater: Rubbish
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    Slater: "So do you think the fans will take to me?"

    Murray: "of course, just don't look at Charlton Life"
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Murray: Now that I'm a fan again...booo...
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Skinner: Christ Mulder I said do not wear the same tie as me
    Mulder: sorry sir I've let myself go a bit and just bought this in the superstore.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Murray "in the words of David Cameron ---"we are all in this together""

    Slater "f**k that im off"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Slater "so.. does BDL have lots of rockabilly to play before kick off?"

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