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whats going through mr slaters mind now ?

raymondao
raymondao Posts: 391
edited January 2011 in General Charlton
not the best game to watch your new investment ?
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  • Big C
    Big C Posts: 187
    Probably 'what the he'll have I done!?'
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192
    Either what the fuck have i done or if i can turn this around i will be a legend

    Probably the first one
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    hope tonys ok
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,764
    "What the F*** have I done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    " Ive ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    "My wife is going to kill me!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    "lets reread the contracts , there MUST be a get out clause"

    or

    "refunds? what do you mean no refunds!!"

    any of those...
  • " I hope my quiff looks good on telly!"
  • raymondao
    raymondao Posts: 391
    where are my clean trousers
  • Should have worn the full finger gloves.
  • cafcinperth
    cafcinperth Posts: 1,688
    maybe Can't wait to talk to Parky
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    Have I got a 10 day cooling off period?
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,640
    thank fuck it ain't my money!

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  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,764
    bring the stick Slater.. the stick!!!!
  • now where is Wiseys phone number?
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 3,006
    edited January 2011
    Which paragraph of due diligence should team performance come under?? Man City do not play like that, glad it is not my money
  • "Oi Oi Savaloy! Knees up muvva Braaaaaahhhhnnn!"

    Probably.
  • "We'll put the access road in there, landscape that bit in front of the North Stand, the Tie Rack and the Starbucks can go where the West Stand is and the gated cul de sac over there...who the hell is Jimmy Seed anyway?"
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,100
    Is it too late to stop the cheque?
  • [cite]Posted By: mascot88[/cite]"What the F*** have I done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    " Ive ruined my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    "My wife is going to kill me!!!!!!!!!"

    or

    "lets reread the contracts , there MUST be a get out clause"

    or

    "refunds? what do you mean no refunds!!"

    any of those...

    How much are we paying this useless @%nt to stand on the touchline for 90 minutes with his arms folded?
  • Valley11
    Valley11 Posts: 12,030
    In all seriousness we're about to see what sort of owners we've got. Very difficult decision. I've backed parky but even I'd be tempted to sack him after that
  • raymondao
    raymondao Posts: 391
    in all seriousness if i had the dosh i would buy a few new players, possibly austin included
  • Help i thought i bought a Prem team shit can i have a refund

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  • I thought I bought a football club. Doesn't seem I got one. Trade Descriptions Act 1968.
  • Arry Addick
    Arry Addick Posts: 1,173
    His best Alan Sugar impression......"You're fired!!!"""
  • Hopefully it's. " now where did Muzza say we kept the P45's"
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,764
    "were gonna need a bigger boat"
  • MS settles into his chair in the boardroom and pours himself a large whisky. He needs it.

    ""Well at least it's not boring , is it?,'' he says to himself. ''12 goals in my first three days in charge. You don't get that at Man City !''

    There's a knock on the door and his valet enters. ''Mr Parkinson is here to see you, sir.''

    PP enters the room , clutching a list headed 'TRANSFER TARGETS' which contains 11 names, from goalkeeper to centre froward.

    He hands it to Slater.

    ''I don't think there's any need for that, Philip. We know what we're doing and we worked out our transfer targets before we got here. Thanks for the entertainment over the last couple of days, because it's a long time since I've seen a dozen goals in two games. As you probably realised, we were planning to let you go in May, anyway. But on reflelction, you might as well hand over the key to your locker now. Dennis is waiting for it outside.''
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    'I''ll 'phone Sainsbury's up and see if they want the shop next to where the flats are going or by the hotel. Like playing Monopoly, this!'
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,369
    'I won't wear fingerless gloves to a game again, because it made me look like a Milkman''

    REAL CLASSY.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,300
    Something along the lines of:

    'Im glad it's that multibillionaire's money and not mine!'
  • Hig
    Hig Posts: 454
    "I can't believe people pay money to watch this rubbish"
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    Wheres that effing receipt!