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Sunday's Headlines Today

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited April 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
We haven't done this for a while, lets have a crack at what Sunday's headlines will hopefully be saying.
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  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    "Jewell Beats Egg"
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    'chelsea, arsenal, liverpool and man utd, read all about them over our 10 page sports section...other teams played yesterday as well'
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: ltgtr[/cite]'chelsea, arsenal, liverpool and man utd, read all about them over our 10 page sports section...other teams played yesterday as well'

    lol, funny man funny
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    'Bent scores 8 times a night' - News of the World

    Dannielle Lloyd gives us an exclusive on how Marcus whilst appearing unable to score on the pitch, is the golden boot winner off it.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    edited April 2007
    Reds Bust Rovers!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    "This win will Spur us on"

    Alan Pardew sent out a rallying cry ahead of next week's crunch derby match with Tottenham after taking three points away from Ewood Park. "It's all to play for, with Sheffield United, Wigan and Fulham losing along with West Ham's points deduction, we're still in this. Up the Addicks!"

    (pinch -ow! damn!)
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    'blackburn beer upset as pubs drunk dry by flying fans before coach party could arrive...'
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    "Charlton coach turned back:

    A Charlton coach was turned back from Ewood Park, after police found what they described as a 'ginger bearded dude' on one of the coaches. Due to the size and colour of the beard, police said it was a health and safety risk to allow the owner of the beard to wander around the ground, branding it a serious trip hazard. The incident has been reported to the Health & Safety Executive, who are expected to order the removal of the beard under a general anesthetic"
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    "Rommarkable"

    Unlikely hero Dennis Rommedahl kept Charltons season alive by netting a dramatic late winner as Charlton came from behind to win 2-1 at Ewood Park. With Sheffield United beaten at home to already relegated Watford and relegation rivals Wigan and West Ham drawing 1-1, the Danish Internationals late strike could prove to be a £50m goal.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]"Rommarkable"

    Unlikely hero Dennis Rommedahl kept Charltons season alive by netting a dramatic late winner as Charlton came from behind to win 2-1 at Ewood Park. With Sheffield United beaten at home to already relegated Watford and relegation rivals Wigan and West Ham drawing 1-1, the Danish Internationals late strike could prove to be a £50m goal.

    'Dane saves Charlton's bacon'
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  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Talal El Cock-surey

    Super confident Talal El Karkouri promised to keep Charlton in the Premiership after scoring a staggering 55 yard winner at Ewood Park.

    In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]"Charlton coach turned back:

    A Charlton coach was turned back from Ewood Park, after police found what they described as a 'ginger bearded dude' on one of the coaches. Due to the size and colour of the beard, police said it was a health and safety risk to allow the owner of the beard to wander around the ground, branding it a serious trip hazard. The incident has been reported to the Health & Safety Executive, who are expected to order the removal of the beard under a general anesthetic"

    top notch lol


    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]Talal El Cock-surey

    Super confident Talal El Karkouri promised to keep Charlton in the Premiership after scoring a staggering 55 yard winner at Ewood Park.

    In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.

    also v funny

    I love these threads, good call barts
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    LOL PassittoLeaburn

    Proper good chuckle at my desk.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    LIGHTS GO OUT FOR SPARKY

    Blackburn's season drifts into a disappointing end as Charlton secure the three points that keep them alive in the relegation battle.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: PassItToLeaburn[/cite]In an astonishing post match celebration he also went to each of Charlton's travelling 6 thousand fans and high fived them whilst shouting 'is niiice!'.

    I assume this was after he got changed into his 'man-kini'
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    E WOOD WOULDN'T HE !

    Marcus Bent returned to haunt his old Club by scoring a hat-trick that takes Charlton a step nearer survival. His other half, Celebrity Big Brother 'beauty' Danielle Lloyd, was overhead to say 'he scores regularly with me too'.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    "Zheng and Song of six pens"
    Darren Bent netted six penalties yesterday as Charlton chalked up a remarkable 6-0 drubbing of Blackburn in front of 6,000 raucous travelling fans. Three of the penalties were awared for fouls on Zheng Zi, the other three for fouls on Alexandre Song, and the victory hauls Charlton up to 15th in the table.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    CHARLTON AND THE WHEELIES KICK START THEIR SEASON

    Its becoming common knowledge in South East London the importance Alan Pardew places on creating the right atmospher pre-match. In recent weeks the Valley has played host to flags, clackers, opera singers and ABBA tribute acts. But what possessed the Charlton manager to send his players out for the warm up on motor cross bikes is anyones guess. With the Ewood pitch cut up as the Charlton players conducted a series of bunny hops, water jumps, see-saws and crossing a narrow bridge, the ingenious ploy did the trick with Charlton riding out comfortable winners, and Blackburn failing to get out of second gear.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    very clever SS
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    CHARLTON COMPLETE SUCCESSFUL OPERATION

    Coaxing 6,000 moaning, whinging, ungrateful, floating supporters to travel the length of the country, the ambitious plan sadly worked for Charlton, running out comfortable winners, and leaving the mass of travelling morons to go home and burn their Arsenal / Man U / Chelsea shirts and contemplate getting a Charlton season ticket next season. Losers.

    *Simon Jordan writes every Sunday in the Mail on Sunday
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    RELEGATION BATTLE KEPT ALIVE BY BENT DECISIONS

    In response to West Ham's highly suspicious punishment on Friday, Darren Bent fired a brace to kept Charlton's hope of survival alive and hammered a blow to West Ham's attempts to buy and bribe their way out of trouble.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    'west ham to appeal fine after losing to wigan, club wants money back and a points deduction instead'
  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited April 2007
    [cite]Posted By: ltgtr[/cite]'west ham to appeal fine after losing to wigan, club wants money back and a points deduction instead'
    lol :-)
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Who is this Stripey, Nigel joker, ban him AFKA.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,516
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Oi you, b*gger off to your own board - you're welcome here but only if you abide by AFKA's rules, and you've just broken today's!!
  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    [cite]Posted By: NorthStandUltra[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]CHARLTON LEFT ON HARDSHOULDER AS BENTLEY ROARS OFF WITH THE POINTS

    Who is this Stripey, Nigel joker, ban him AFKA.

    Ban me .......No may never! ;-)
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    charlton fan, nicknamed 'ltgtr', misses subsidised luxury flight home after being chased round blackburn by 71 coach loads of fellow fans after winding them up about the long journey back to london.
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    *KETTMANS MINIBUS MAYHEM*

    A large gang of drunken lads most wearing Charlton shirts one wearing a west ham scarf was seen causing chaos at the gravesend and northfleet game yesterday afternoon. One of the lads was acting out of control with a thermos flask and blanket in a sainsbury carrier.

    Turns out no-one was nominated for petrol duty. The van was later found abandoned on the a2 London bound.
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    [cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]"Zheng and Song of six pens"
    Darren Bent netted six penalties yesterday as Charlton chalked up a remarkable 6-0 drubbing of Blackburn in front of 6,000 raucous travelling fans. Three of the penalties were awared for fouls on Zheng Zi, the other three for fouls on Alexandre Song, and the victory hauls Charlton up to 15th in the table.

    After the mother of a day you have just started my weekend.

    Quality- Very clever/ funny!

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