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LargeAddick
LargeAddick Posts: 32,942
edited October 2006 in General Charlton
With his perma-tan, flowing goldilocks, foul mouth and bling jewellery, Jordan increasingly resembles a brassy Essex housewife who has overdone it under the sunbed.

LOL !!

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  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    ha ha, couldnt of put it better myself! lol
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,926
    LOL! Trust them to get something spot on!

    I reckon the press will have a field day with him and Sophie in the coming months, especially after he loses the trial.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Is he and this Sophie 'thing' an item then???
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Jordan was knocking off that Alex Best a few months ago FACT !
  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,208
    Anyone read Private Eye? This pic could be our equivalent of their pic of Andrew Neil and the mysterious Asian babe.

    "Dear AFKA,

    I have a friend who, after a terrible accident on a sunlounger near Chernobyl, is now orange and has grown an enormous nose. He's terrified he won't be able to meet another woman again. Do you have a picture in your archives to demonstrate that he will be able to get his rocks off between now and the end of time?

    Best wishes,
    R Noades, Surrey"

    jordananderton.jpg
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,269
    [cite] Ketman:[/cite]Jordan was knocking off that Alex Best a few months ago FACT !

    again? i thought they went out for quite a while about two years ago.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,269
    edited October 2006
    from nov 2004. doesnt he look different

    Linky
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    A bloke I worked with was doing a Commercial Mortgage for Mr Jordan (Probably for that Shitty ground of theirs) & when he met him in his Hotel Room Mrs Best walked in from the bedroom in a Bath Robe, this was about two/three months ago. Must be the money...!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,269
    i can never copy The Sun links. they dont like it.

    and i cant just paste the picture in.
  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,208
    0,,2004520314,00.jpg

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,141
    No coincidence whatsoever of rumours questioning Jordan's sexuality,

    swiftly followed by Max Clifford being employed as his PR agent,

    swiftly followed by a host of celebrity woman.

    No coincidence whatsoever.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,269
    are you a friend of the mortgage guy? just in case jordan is reading! as if.

    they have been on off for for a few years. deffo the money.
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    She looks more Orange than him there..!
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,926
    That photo of them was photoshopped... Luckily, I found the original:

    jordanbest.jpg

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