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Staff wage cuts - first one out the door?

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 29,026
edited May 2007 in General Charlton
Has got to be that bloody pitchside announcer. Jeez, if he says "and a very warm welcome to the players, supporters and officials of ......" just before kick off again then I'll top him.

No, we don't want to give you a warm welcome. We hope you have a thoroughly miserable time. I hope the pies are hot and burn you. I hope the beer is flat and overpriced. I hope the hot water has gone kaput in your changing rooms and someone rifles through your belongings when your out on the pitch. I hope someone has left your directors prawn sandwhiches out on a radiator overnight and they have the shits all the way through the second half and back up the M1 to whatever godforsaken northern hole you've crawled out of. I hope the overhead powerlines come down and your train home is stranded outside Milton Keynes for 6 hours and when you get home you find a note from your missus saying that the dog has been run over and she's run off with the milkman.

But most of all I hope you HATE coming to Charlton, because we always murder you on the pitch and have the three points off you. GET RID OF THIS CLOWN!

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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,120
    youve just been given 20 quid, cheer up!

    Floyd will go, its a dog eat cat world
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Has got to be that bloody pitchside announcer. Jeez, if he says "and a very warm welcome to the players, supporters and officials of ......" just before kick off again then I'll top him.

    No, we don't want to give you a warm welcome. We hope you have a thoroughly miserable time. I hope the pies are hot and burn you. I hope the beer is flat and overpriced. I hope the hot water has gone kaput in your changing rooms and someone rifles through your belongings when your out on the pitch. I hope someone has left your directors prawn sandwhiches out on a radiator overnight and they have the shits all the way through the second half and back up the M1 to whatever godforsaken northern hole you've crawled out of. I hope the overhead powerlines come down and your train home is stranded outside Milton Keynes for 6 hours and when you get home you find a note from your missus saying that the dog has been run over and she's run off with the milkman.

    But most of all I hope you HATE coming to Charlton, because we always murder you on the pitch and have the three points off you. GET RID OF THIS CLOWN!

    Off it, you are on fire today matey...... I have been in stitches for the last 5 mins!!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    BC will back me up, we've always welcomed the opposition, even that lot from you know where, Senegal Fields....

    It's the Charlton way.

    And if his train home is stranded at Milton Keynes, then he's gone an awful long way North from his route!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,164
    doesn't it backfire, like last night, when the whole of the home crowd boo when its said ?
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,028
    Still no reason not to be polite and recognise our opposition, as I said it's the Charlton way.

    Anyway Pete was only doing it on Monday as my Mike went AWOL! I usually do the introductions and welcomes.
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    I know this is supposed to be a light hearted thread, but spare a thought for the genuine hard working people at Charlton that are gonna lose their jobs after the Liverpool match due to the inadequacies of some of the players ON the pitch.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    How about some of the eighteen communications personnel, who send out the bulletin?

    (just kidding, wouldn't wish it on anyone)
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    yeah recognise the oppo by all means but the warm welcome bit is just toooo much.

    A "welcome to our opponents scunthorpe united" will do
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Floyd & Harvey - waste of space if ever I saw them, we want Harry the Addock, or some bloke with a fish on a stick.

    Programme writers - who ever reads it anyway? Get some grass roots folk to write next years one.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,725
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I know this is supposed to be a light hearted thread, but spare a thought for the genuine hard working people at Charlton that are gonna lose their jobs after the Liverpool match due to the inadequacies of some of the players ON the pitch.

    Absolutely right.

    The players will be ok on their megabucks but decent working people face redundancy through no fault of their own.

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  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,545
    [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]Floyd & Harvey - waste of space if ever I saw them, we want Harry the Addock, or some bloke with a fish on a stick.

    Programme writers - who ever reads it anyway? Get some grass roots folk to write next years one.

    I read the programme..........I'll get my coat.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,287
    [cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]Floyd & Harvey - waste of space if ever I saw them, we want Harry the Addock, or some bloke with a fish on a stick.

    Ha ha couldn't agree more. Why exactly have we got a cat and a dog as our mascots?