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Best or Funniest Chants/Songs you've heard

cafcdan18
cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
edited March 2011 in General Charlton
What are the best or funniest songs/chants you have heard at Football.

Couple of faves:

The bouncy- from the East Stand, when lots start doing it, it looks awesome.
"Thursday nights, Channel 5"- West Ham to Liverpool last season when they failed to get into Champ League.
To tune of He's better than Shaun- "You know she said no, you know she said No oo, Titus Bramble, you know she said no" Newcastle singing this on the train after Bramble was arrested
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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,287
    When a girl says no, MOLLEST HER, VAN PER-SIE

    To tune of Craig David - Rewind after RVP got arrested for rape
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,107
    I love songs that mock rape.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,174
    Rangers - Theres only 2 Andy Gorams
    Charlton - Oh Andy Hunt
    Everyone to Brighton - We can see you holding hands.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,287
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]I love songs that mock rape.

    I love sarcastic comments...
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,619
    Jason Euell Spandau Ballet - Gold
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,172
    You only sing when you're rimming.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,065
    [cite]Posted By: Greenie[/cite]Rangers - Theres only 2 Andy Gorams
    Charlton - Oh Andy Hunt
    Everyone to Brighton - We can see you holding hands.

    Brighton to Everyone - You're too ugly to be gay.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,843
    Us to liverpool. Was it you that nicked our roof
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,942
    "You're not fit to referee" when the ref's being carried off on a stretcher.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,111
    I love the funeral march followed by "SHIT" when the opposition have a player down making the most of it.

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  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I love the "4-3, We're going to win 4-3" when you're 3-0 down with 5 minutes to go.

    and "Who are yer" sung to any of the top Prem clubs by the likes of Stoke.
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,882
    Yeovil last season:

    "Down with pneumonia. We're going down with pneumonia."
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,604
    "Stayed on the telly
    You should have stayed on the telly " (to shearer as newcastle boss)
    "You only live round the corner!"
    Fulham fans to Man Utd during the 2-0 win.
  • Tutt-Tutt
    Tutt-Tutt Posts: 3,295
    "Taxi for Maicon".....Spurs fans after Gareth Bale had run past him for the umpteenth time in the Champions League game.

    You're just a fat Steven Gerrard...at Neil Mellor during the away match at hillsborough in January, was funny.

    Man U sing "we're Man Utd we'll do what we want". At Anfield last weekend I enjoyed the scousers singing "you're Man Utd, you'll do as you're told" when they were 3-1 up.
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,749
    in our last year in the prem, at home to united " live round the corner you only live round the corner"
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,113
    edited March 2011
    "You're just a sh*t Chas n Dave" - sung by the Spurs fans in the Park Lane and Shelf at Noel Gallagher, who was in one of the exec boxes on the Shelf, who started giving it the biggun on the balcony... then Krancjar scored to make it 3-0 and he disappeared from sight.

    (Have to say the Andy Hunt song still cracks me up now...how many years ago was that?)
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Missed this game, but when we played City one year and the Covered End sung "Englands number 2- up to England Number 17" at David James made me laugh.
  • east terrace peanuts
    east terrace peanuts Posts: 486
    Many years ago when away supporters used to collect on the left of the East Terrace, we were 5-0 up, can't remember against, perhaps Oldaham, and they scored with 5 minutes to go, and the small group of fans sang...'we're only warming up, only warming up, eye aye addio, we're only warming up'
  • sygonrima
    sygonrima Posts: 236
    I think a number of clubs have done this one but I have never seen it done better than at Southend.

    When 1-0 down

    "Lets pretend lets pretend lets pretend we've scored a goal"

    Cue crowd go mental.

    five minutes later

    "Lets pretend lets pretens lets pretend we've scored again"

    Crown go mental again.

    folowed by 10 minutes of "2-1 to the southend" and "you only sing when youre winning" etc.
  • Nozza2310
    Nozza2310 Posts: 210
    'When you'rrrrrrrrrrre sat in row Z and the ball hits your head that's Zamoraaaaaaaaaaaa'

    Always makes me laugh.

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,287
    [cite]Posted By: sygonrima[/cite]I think a number of clubs have done this one but I have never seen it done better than at Southend.

    When 1-0 down

    "Lets pretend lets pretend lets pretend we've scored a goal"

    Cue crowd go mental.

    five minutes later

    "Lets pretend lets pretens lets pretend we've scored again"

    Crown go mental again.

    folowed by 10 minutes of "2-1 to the southend" and "you only sing when youre winning" etc.

    That is brilliant
  • eldavide
    eldavide Posts: 384
    Lived in Nottingham 1992-1994, went to watch Mansfield v Chester, It was the (first?) season Chester dropped out of the league. Anyway, stood with the away fans, who came up with both my favourite football chants of all time!
    1) About the Chester manager.... "Graham Barrow's blue and white circus" followed by the big top music
    2) To Mansfield keeper Jason Piercy..." Who's had Piercy's wife?, who's had Piercy's wife? every every everyone"
  • Imnot Athletic
    Imnot Athletic Posts: 1,017
    We'll race you back to London - Man U away

    Woolwich Rejects - at Arsenal
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,853
    edited March 2011
    Was on a train heading back into London from The Valley as a youngster with my little brother after we lost 2-1 to Liverpool in what was the coca cola cup. Half the carriage was us and and up the other end was packed with scousers.

    Our lot started up (to the tune of Youll never walk alone)

    Sign on, sign on with a pen in your hand
    Cos youll never get a job
    Youll neeeeeveeer get a job
    Sign on Sign on


    Quick as a flash the scousers responded (to tune of Scouse band The Scaffolds thank you very much)


    Thank you very much for paying our giros
    Thank you very much thank you very much


    Cant remember what year it was? Remember fowler scored and i think we had gone ahead?
  • CAFCdamo
    CAFCdamo Posts: 1,692
    Lets Pretend we've scored a goal!
    I think we should do this as we dont score many nowdays...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780
    Phelan, now Man U coach, was playing v West Brom and at 26 is going prematurely bald. To the tune of the Walker Brothers song, "You've lost that hairline Phelan" etc
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    West Ham at Liverpool:

    "We've got di Canio, you've got our car steroes".
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,356
    West Ham at Liverpool:

    "thursday night , channel 5, thursday night , channel 5"
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,749
    lets pretend we scored a goal has to be done at the valley, would really lift the mood after going 1-0 down.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,111
    Also our win at away at Peterborough.

    "It's just like watching Brazil, it's just like watching Brazil, BRAZIL!"

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