Junk Food Addicks make major managerial signing

Following an injury gained walking Bouncer round Ramsey Street, Junk Food Addicks are pleased to announce that Stanmore Addick is to become there assistant manager for the Charity match at the Valley.

First team manager Rothko said "I'm delighted to have Stanmores management experience, his experience in running Carpenter's Mechanics, a car yard and Lou's Place, will be vital to the sucess of the team"