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Why YOU are going to win the £117m Euromillions tonight

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
edited March 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Have referred to 1,600 page dictionary twice in the last three days, and on both occassions have opened it at exactly the page i wanted.

If that is not a sign £117m is coming my way, then i don't know what is.

What logical / illogical reason tells you that you are going to win tonight ?
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  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,514
    I could REALLY do with £117m
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    I've had such a shxx year that in my mind as I reach another milestone tomorrow my luck has to change and it will be tonight, so I can start a new year with new found wealth..........also I saw a number plate a few years ago which had all 3 of my initials the number 56 and W (for win of course)!!....and tomorrow i'll be 56!!
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    I haven't actually bought a ticket. But a total stranger may decide to buy a ticket and pick my name at random from a phone book and give it to me. Apparently the unlikelihood of this happening hardly decreases my chances of winning at all.
  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,082
    Because I've bought all 76m different combinations. The best £152m ever spent I reckon.
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    I don't need it now. Got an e-mail yesterday from someone in Singapore who works in a bank out there. One of their customers has died. He has no living realatives but shares my surname. This bank worker is going to claim the money on my behalf and we'll split it 50/50. I should get about 8 or 9 million £ depending on exchange rates. All I had to do was to send my bank details so he could pay the money into my account. Should be today he said, hope so because all of a sudden I'm 10k overdrawn. Not sure how that happened.....
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    We all support Charlton
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    And that makes us very very lucky indeed?
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Because it looks as though I'll be missing out on a ticket for Real Madrid at home
    ...have been in the bloody queue and constantly on the phone since 8.30am for the 9.30am sale as I'm not even 1/4 of the way down the bloody queue right now :-(
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    bloke next me Johnboy can't even get in the queue !
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    edited March 2011
    [cite]Posted By: Wheresmeticket?[/cite]And that makes us very very lucky indeed?

    No, it makes us deserve it!
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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Because I've picked the correct numbers....
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    First time I've played it so beginners luck
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    i didnt even know there was such a thing as 'euro millions' till i read this thread just now... so im gunna get a ticket for this and without doubt beginners luck will see the money coming my way, cheers afka!
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    [cite]Posted By: supaclive[/cite]I could REALLY do with £117m

    This
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]bloke next me Johnboy can't even get in the queue !

    Did he have any joy? I'm on the verge of giving up, nearly 2.5 hours later. So much for £50 a season priority membership!
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    Ive had a shite two years and it shows no sign of getting any better so I really hope its me! Dont need all the 117m though.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    If I win it , i'll just put it with the rest
  • Robert
    Robert Posts: 801
    I dont think I will win, but im gna buy a couple of tickets anyway.

    If i did win, i would through a fcuk off big party at the valley for all charlton lifers though! (as long as i can get a free badge)
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    I won't win. Been in my work syndicate for nearly 4 years. We've never won anything, and despite there only being 49 numbers in the draw and probability therefore stating that my number should come up roughly once in every 49 draws, my bonus ball has so far come up once in approximately 200 draws!

    We've got about 60 lines for tonights draw - I'm expecting a return of around £25 quid tonight, which will be reinvested in next weeks draw and will gradually dwindle down to nothing.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Because Im Valley Gold i should get priority.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    cos i deserve to be just like charlie sheen
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    [cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]I won't win. Been in my work syndicate for nearly 4 years. We've never won anything, and despite there only being 49 numbers in the draw and probability therefore stating that my number should come up roughly once in every 49 draws, my bonus ball has so far come up once in approximately 200 draws!

    We've got about 60 lines for tonights draw - I'm expecting a return of around £25 quid tonight, which will be reinvested in next weeks draw and will gradually dwindle down to nothing.

    thats the spirit!!!
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    I'm quite prepared to share it with 233 other people that have winning tickets!

    That'll do for me
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    i'm going to win £117m because I know the numbers. Didn't you know it's a fix?


    Also, one of our cats is ill, we've just had a £400 vets bill and a lottery win will cover the next few bills
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I deserve to win because my football club is cack at the moment, so I would buy the club and put naked dancers on before the match, at half time, and at the end, and if we are losing during the match. I would also build stocks so any player that does not graft will get put in them at halftime and have Pukka Pies lobbed at them.
    I would also be Centre Forward.
    Cant see a problem with any of that so I guess its all mine.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Someones got to win it eventually - why not me?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,728
    edited March 2011
    I have been in Valley Gold since it started and won a cheap cofee maker and £25 in Woolworths vouchers when we were at Selhurst and nothing since. I reckon they have lost my ball. If anybody finds it - could they please return to the club so that it can join its mates.

    Mrone lung - you have statistically the same chance of winning as the person who has the winning ticket - unless they have purchased more tickets than you. Mind you, statistically, the chances of being abducted by aliens are better.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Knowing my luck, my ex-wife would win the bloody lot :-(
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    lol
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Because I was trying to ring the Charlton ticket office but must have dialed the Spurs somehow and accidentaly bought 2 tickets to the Real Madrid game, thinking it was Huddersfield.

    Just my luck!