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Missing Census Questions

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,212
edited March 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm sure we all dutifully filled in our Census forms yesterday.

But where was the "Which football club do you support? question?

Any other questions that should have been on the form?
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    They should list all of the Friday Fives.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    "Which football club do you support?"

    Part b)

    How many away games a season do you go to ?
  • shamkat
    shamkat Posts: 190
    Question 17 "Alan McCormack. Why?"
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Q17) Are you going to

    A Use it up

    or

    B Wear it out
  • stilladdicted
    stilladdicted Posts: 4,307
    Interesting point from Twitter. Think there should have been a question about how we use public transport, especially the trains, as it may have highlighted issues such as persistent points failure at Charlton.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    Question 17) Who put the bomp in the bom-bom-bom-bom-bom?
  • stilladdicted
    stilladdicted Posts: 4,307
    And...... given the points failure at Charlton problems, I've got to drive, so I want to know why, after they took 1p off fuel, I am unable to find any etrol.
  • dickplumb
    dickplumb Posts: 4,835
    a) Do you think it is right to give a Manager's job to someone with no Management experience?

    b) If he is a legend does that make it alright?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    edited March 2011
    [cite]Posted By: stilladdicted[/cite]And...... given the points failure at Charlton problems,

    Definitely a points failure at Charlton during the last 10 games.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    [cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]Question 17) Who put the bomp in the bom-bom-bom-bom-bom?

    There is no bomp in the bom-bom-bom-bom-bom...
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,833
    The final question should be:

    was this census a waste of time and money - in the words of Nolly, Discuss.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Q17 Please tick all that apply

    Never gonna

    - give you up

    - let you down

    - run around and desert you

    - make you cry

    - say goodbye

    - tell a lie and hurt you
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Q17) are you a member of the Cl Clique
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    There is no question over whether you are a Royalist, would boo "God Save The Queen" or are indifferent to such things.

    The answer to this should dictate if you are allowed the Royal Wedding Friday off work or not.

    Wales and the Welsh have opted for a days work following their booing on Saturday and I am expecting Scottish business to be about 50% occupied.
  • sm
    sm Posts: 2,958
    My son wanted to put Charlton down as his religion after I told him I wouldn't put Jedi.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I wanted to write "a bit peaky" or "I'm fine apart from the crack in my a***"" on the health question, but got talked out of it.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    Q18. Would ya?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Religion? Rachel!
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Q20. By the time you read this, how many posts on the Takeover thread?
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Although they ask how many vans or cars you own they don't ask if you own any other form of transport e.g motorbike, bicycle, scooter, Sinclair C5, preserved bus etc. I know they ask how you get to work but that doesn't necessarily mean you own the vehicle you might tick on the form.
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  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    edited March 2011
    21- Do you believe in things that are not even on the OS?
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    There should be a charlton life census.
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    22- If you're going to Rochdale, clap your hands?
  • Sam lloyd
    Sam lloyd Posts: 1,083
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]I'm sure we all dutifully filled in our Census forms yesterday.

    But where was the "Which football club do you support? question?

    Any other questions that should have been on the form?

    Do you wear a cardigan ?
  • Dave Rudd
    Dave Rudd Posts: 2,865
    edited March 2011
    Hands up anyone who sent their census form in early and has now died, thus rendering their return inaccurate.

    http://www.charltonlife.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=40195&page=1#Item_0
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,768
    [cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]Hands up anyone who sent their census form in early and has now died, thus rendering their return inaccurate.

    *croak.....*



    *puts hand up*
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    How would you describe the ethnicity of your flask and rug?

    (tick all boxes that apply)
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    This is why I love this forum.
  • E=mc2
    E=mc2 Posts: 311
    Are you swingers or indulge in threesomes? How often does your secondary partner/Partners, stay at your address!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    [cite]Posted By: McBobbin[/cite]I wanted to write "a bit peaky" or "I'm fine apart from the crack in my a***"" on the health question, but got talked out of it.
    Crack in my arse - that's fabulous. I've not done mine yet, that is going down :-)

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