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  • Mortimerwasgod
    Mortimerwasgod Posts: 551
    Or this one!

    The miserable have no other medicine
    But only hope.
    ~William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Now where have I heard this before?

    "If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
    When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly, chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing"

    You know the rest ......
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    Are we there yet (end of season/the summer)
  • Mortimerwasgod
    Mortimerwasgod Posts: 551
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]Now where have I heard this before?

    [i]"If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
    When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly, chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing"[/i]

    You know the rest ......[/quote

    Spot on!
  • Debaser
    Debaser Posts: 102
    Only after disaster can we be resurrected....

    Fight Club
  • Imnot Athletic
    Imnot Athletic Posts: 1,017
    I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much. ~Chris Powell
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    "It's only a game!"
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    We're doomed, doomed I tell ya.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,277
    edited March 2011
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
    The courage to change the things I can
    And the wisdom to know the difference

    (or in layman's terms "we're shit, and we know we are...")
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    "Bugger, bugger, wank, arse, fuck", - Roger Mellie, Viz
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  • Martomoto
    Martomoto Posts: 119
    If it's quotes you're after try this absolute beauty from Michael Slater (4/1/11) on sacking Parky:

    "Clearly, improvement is needed on the field. The team has not won in the league since November and recent performances have simply not been good enough.

    "Last night's defeat [to Swindon Town] convinced us as a board that change is required now while we are still in the hunt for promotion, and that we must appoint a new manager to give us every chance of going up."

    Quote from me - "What a f**king joke!" (Mine isn't clever I know. But it is very heartfelt!)
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    "Oh boy.... your fucked" Car rental agent in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.
  • StrikerFirmani
    StrikerFirmani Posts: 2,742
    We will rise like the Pheonex from the ashes. Or something like that anyway.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,810
    [cite]Posted By: Martomoto[/cite]If it's quotes you're after try this absolute beauty from Michael Slater (4/1/11) on sacking Parky:

    "Clearly, improvement is needed on the field. The team has not won in the league since November and recent performances have simply not been good enough.

    "Last night's defeat [to Swindon Town] convinced us as a board that change is required now while we are still in the hunt for promotion, and that we must appoint a new manager to give us every chance of going up."

    Quote from me - "What a f**king joke!" (Mine isn't clever I know. But it is very heartfelt!)

    I am pretty sure that's the winner too.

    I bloody well hope that the Emperor actually is wearing some clothes.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    for every brighton there's a bradford. me.
  • andre 3000
    andre 3000 Posts: 38
    "win the crowd, and you will win your freedom."

    Why? cos it's your job to do so!!!
  • Charlton and on
    Charlton and on Posts: 961
    "If we choose to exist in our own reality, are we insane?"
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Look around the world, and tell me the devil has not already won...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    "Many miles have I travelled,
    Many games have I seen"
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    PRESSURE!......PRESSURE!...... (Mr Knob at the back of J Block!)
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  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,563
    "I have a cunning plan it is as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University" - CP
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    "we're carrying a few shit players and some good ones have been charltonised into shit players

    2% chance of automatic promotion 68% play offs 30% lets see how serious these wise guys are about taking on our debt "

    me after swindon defeat..... lol my percentages , we should have kept parky !
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    “Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”
    J R R Tolkien
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    If you tolerate this, your children will be next
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    "All over the place like a mad women's sh*t" - Malcolm Tucker
  • Sevensix
    Sevensix Posts: 156
    "If you can meet with triumph and disaster,
    And treat those two imposters just the same....... you'll be a man my son!"

    Rudyard Kipling
  • DJ Leaburn
    DJ Leaburn Posts: 158
    Dogs die in hot cars
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!"
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    edited March 2011
    Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

    Bunk Moreland, The Wire.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Brian Stimpson: It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

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