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Fantasy Pub Names

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
edited April 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Archbishop fights for pub name


If you were taking over or opening a new pub what would you call it?

I've always thought that Bartrams/Floyds should have been called the "Goalkeeper's Arms"

Any other fav pretend or even lost names for pubs?
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    The Plughole (as in 'i'm going darn The Plughole')

    The Four Set Inn

    The Smuggled Budgie
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    [
    [quote][cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]

    The Smuggled Budgie[/quote]

    Like it
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Dog Inn
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    The Get Inn

    or

    Inn the Hole
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    The Kebab and Calculator
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,596
    You got the Queen's arms & the Queen's Head, why no The Queen's legs? What time do they open?
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    The Bloody Pub

    Well my missus always says to me you're in always in that Bloody Pub.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,346
    There's a pub in Brighton called The Office, which is perfect if you're married. The missus rings you up... You coming home? 'Sorry love, still at The Office. Gonna be a late one.''
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    The Funky Monkey

    The Naked Civil Servant
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    The Lock Inn
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  • drawnablank
    drawnablank Posts: 775
    Nearly got myself in trouble telling the wife I was in The Brass House, Bournemouth.
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Pub.com
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    The I'm In Inn

    The I'd Like To Get In Inn
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    The Bishop's Secret
  • redredrobin
    redredrobin Posts: 433
    edited April 2011
    .
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    The w**kers arms
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    The Cougar & Kitten
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    The Sh*t & Shovel
  • Ted\'s Addicksson
    Ted\'s Addicksson Posts: 555
    The finger inn
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    The Cunning Linguist
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    The Painters Inn
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]The Painters Inn

    Would punters have to stick to the saloon bar via the tradesman's entrance once a month?
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    [quote][cite]Posted By: RodneyCharltonTrotta[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]The Painters Inn[/quote]

    Would punters have to stick to the saloon bar via the tradesman's entrance once a month?[/quote]

    Priceless!
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    The Little Man In A Boat
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    The Feltch inn..............a free straw with every drink ;-)
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    edited April 2011
    The Stick It Inn

    and its companion pub down the road

    It's Already Inn
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]The w**kers arms

    Back in the day, a certain high street bank ran a competition to name its in-house drinking facility for staff. "The Weary Banker" actually made it on to the short-list before someone caught on.
  • DaveStorry
    DaveStorry Posts: 989
    Not a fantasy name but "The Fanny on the Hill" in Welling always makes me chuckle.

    Where you going luv?
    Just having a quickie up the fanny !!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    The Boozer
  • Numbers
    Numbers Posts: 834
    The Clucking Bell

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