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haiku + O'bama = Charlton Limerick competition

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  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    edited May 2011

    "To Selhurst" announced Chaiman Fryer
    Via a simple but terrible flyer
    Then along came the Airman
    Who took on the Chairman
    with the help of the Covered End Choir

    "We wont go to Selhurst" cried "The Voice"
    "We wont ever make there our first choice"
    By fighting an election
    It changed the direction
    Back to the Valley and a chance to rejoice

    So it came to that day in December
    With my ticket as a Valley Gold member
    Roger opened the gate
    On that momentous date
    Gave me a day I will always remember

    A perfect start was required for us all
    A must win as well was the call
    Walshie got himself set
    Thumped the ball in the net
    And the noise could be heard in Millwall

    We've since had our ups and our downs
    We've had hero's and also been clowns
    But with TJ and Mike Slater
    We will sooner or later
    Wipe away all our tears and our frowns




  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    If we keep this going for a few more months it can be published as one of those epic anglo-saxon type 400 verse poems and A Level students could study it in 1000 years time.
  • sirjohnhumphrey
    sirjohnhumphrey Posts: 1,872

    For thirty five years man and boy

    The reds have managed to delight, frustrate and annoy

    But for some bizarre reason

    I fancy next season

    Will be one of unadulterated joy

  • Cordoban Addick
    Cordoban Addick Posts: 5,448
    If we keep this going for a few more months it can be published as one of those epic anglo-saxon type 400 verse poems and A Level students could study it in 1000 years time.


    To true Ubby, although I am a little concerned that we might all get beaten up by that other website. Perhaps after the Limerick contest finishes we can have a nordic saga competition full of sex, blood, curses, fueds and mythical gods. Not sure if admin would allow it though as they do go on for years as you say.

    @Bing I think that puts you marginally ahead of Deady in the sequential competition, don't tell him though, I believe he is very highly strung when it comes to artistic recognition.

     

  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780

    There once was a battle of sites

    The clique v a bunch of gobshites

    But they are just thickos

    And perverts and sickos

    Who dress up in their wives' fishnet tights

  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    The referee's wife was called Sally
    And was often found down at the Valley
    Her main form of leisure
    Was bending to pleasure
    A linesman to add to her tally

     

     

     

  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,780

    Semedo is not great on the ball

    And his shooting is no good at all

    But he's better than Dan

    And we know to a man

    Just how much he dislikes Millwall

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