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Brilliant summary of the north by an Argentinian.

Floyd Montana
Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
edited June 2011 in Other Football and Sports






































































Carlos Tevez seemingly
calls time on his Manchester City career after telling an Argentine
chat show host that the city is "small and wet" and that he would "not
even return there on vacation".

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,730
    I heard he said that there are only 2 restuarants is Manchester...........he's obviously never been to Rusholme then !!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,385












    Carlos Tevez seemingly calls time on his Manchester City career after telling an Argentine chat show host that the city is "small and wet" and that he would "not even return there on vacation".

    he's a good judge
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,658
    I actually agree with him but was it really necessary to say that after the ungrateful little git has had a good screw out of both Manchester clubs for the past few years. Not much class in those remarks IMHO.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,474
    He's obviously missing the cultural and culinary paradise that is the East End :-)
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    I actually agree with him but was it really necessary to say that after the ungrateful little git has had a good screw out of both Manchester clubs for the past few years. Not much class in those remarks IMHO.
    SHG you must remember that he is after all, an Argie!! So is anybody really surprised!??!
  • johnny73
    johnny73 Posts: 4,567
    i'd guess he already knew what manchester was like when he signed to man city!! so in my eyes it makes him a money grabbing tosser. however as man city are the only club to deny us the top league title i have no sympathy for them either.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,772
    edited June 2011
    Was along time ago though so maybe we should try to forgive them. Does come over as very ungrateful by Tevez. Sure he could achieve the same result with a bit more class.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    When you pay an Argentinian peasant ( albeit a highly talented sportsman ) an enormous amount of money, you are still left with an Argentinian peasant. You should remember that the money does not come with added intelligence. In the same way that you can give top Footballers a fantastic life style, but it doesn't stop them behaving like pratts.
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,121
    I heard he said that there are only 2 restuarants is Manchester...........he's obviously never been to Rusholme then !!
    I think he meant 2 decent restaurants!

    I agree with Tevez, Manchester is a hole.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,196
    and to think i remember being at old trafford after the beckham v argentina world cup sending off incident and they were all singing argentina-argentina ..... northern monkeys

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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,438
    Reminds me of an old article on The Daily Mash

    Robinho Requests Transfer As Drugs Wear Off



    12-11-09

    MANCHESTER City striker Robinho has requested a transfer after missing his scheduled dose of psychotropic drugs.

    imageAaaaargh! Aaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
    The
    Brazilian moved to the club in 2008 after City scouts used a mixture of
    poisoned blowdarts and hypnotism to convince the striker he would be
    playing in Valhalla for the sexual favours of Scarlett Johansson.


    Thanks to the combination of powerful narcotics he became convinced he
    was living in a Viking long room in Asgard instead of a six bedroom,
    mock-tudor mansion in Wilmslow.

    Meanwhile players and backroom
    staff helped to maintain the illusion by adopting Nordic accents during
    training sessions, singing songs about pillage and drinking Gatorade
    from plastic skulls.

    Robinho was also barred from watching Coronation Street in case the horrifying reality of his situation pierced through the haze of tree frog poison.


    But after the postal strike delayed the arrival of a new batch of the
    Brazilian's drugs the effect suddenly wore off as he was sitting in his
    Lamborghini outside the Trafford Centre last Monday.

    A police
    spokesman said: "We found a 25 year-old Brazilian man huddled inside his
    car, screaming constantly. There was terror in his eyes and he kept
    saying that all he could see was the colour grey and that the buildings
    wanted to kill him."

    Tom Logan, a Man City physio, said: "Heavy
    dosing with herbal infusions and jungle drugs is standard practice for
    South Americans based north of Stevenage.

    "Sylvinho believes
    he's in Narnia, Zabaleta thinks he's a giant swan and thanks to a kind
    of Eskimo tea made from Bison droppings we've convinced Caicedo that
    he's the Emperor of Legoland."
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,072
    Tevez was joking

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