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Pardews Porkers - Line up
Alex Wright
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To ensure we have the psychological edge for Tuesdays game I’m announcing our line up in advance.
Here’s how we’ll start the game (numbers provisional):
Super dependable goalkeeper:
No 1 – Cunningstunt87
Solid no nonsense back four,
No 2 - Quintessboss
No 3 – Latimer
No 5 – Randy Andy
No 6 – Ian Sarge
Tough tackling and creative midfield
No 7 – MCS
No 8 - 3blokes
No 4 – Spankie
No 11 – Guiness Addick
Deadly striking duo
No 9 - T.C.E.
No 10 – Riscardo
Super subs & secret weapons
No 12 – CAFCMaria
No 13 – Medders
No 14 - Mac
Manager Alex Wright
Director of Football Stu of SE7
Head Coach PaulBaconSarnie
Meet at the West Stand Entrance at 3:45. We’ll get changed and be ready in the tunnel for 4:20 where we’ll be joined by the mascots. The idea is to enter the pitch to the Red, Red Robin and line up in front of the West Stand. The two teams will pass each other shaking hands and pose for team photos. We’ll then warm up. Kick off is due at 4:30
After winning our game at least 8 -0 we'll have time to change and watch the second game followed by the celebrations in the Millennium suite.
Any problems please send me a whisper or an email to the address in previous whispers.
Cheers
Alex
Here’s how we’ll start the game (numbers provisional):
Super dependable goalkeeper:
No 1 – Cunningstunt87
Solid no nonsense back four,
No 2 - Quintessboss
No 3 – Latimer
No 5 – Randy Andy
No 6 – Ian Sarge
Tough tackling and creative midfield
No 7 – MCS
No 8 - 3blokes
No 4 – Spankie
No 11 – Guiness Addick
Deadly striking duo
No 9 - T.C.E.
No 10 – Riscardo
Super subs & secret weapons
No 12 – CAFCMaria
No 13 – Medders
No 14 - Mac
Manager Alex Wright
Director of Football Stu of SE7
Head Coach PaulBaconSarnie
Meet at the West Stand Entrance at 3:45. We’ll get changed and be ready in the tunnel for 4:20 where we’ll be joined by the mascots. The idea is to enter the pitch to the Red, Red Robin and line up in front of the West Stand. The two teams will pass each other shaking hands and pose for team photos. We’ll then warm up. Kick off is due at 4:30
After winning our game at least 8 -0 we'll have time to change and watch the second game followed by the celebrations in the Millennium suite.
Any problems please send me a whisper or an email to the address in previous whispers.
Cheers
Alex
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Number 13!! Class. Just told the Mrs, who's now having even more kittens than she already was, just 3 weeks before our wedding...
Hopefully the aisle will be wide enough for me, plaster cast and a pair of crutches ;-)0 -
LOL, I can assure the future Mrs Medders she has no cause for concern.
The opposition won't get near us :)0 -
Guv, the ball will be glued to my boots:) Liquid Nails works well i hear...
Looking forward to this SO much, it'll be nervy out there I reckon for most of us, at first anyway, but really gonna make sure I enjoy it too. :)
Can't wait......0 -
i see whats going on here....... doing a pards. announce that medders isn't 100% fit so will be on the bench and then when the oppo see him in the starting lineup they will be bricking it! ;-)0
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boss.
i must play a part of the game, just to satisfy my sponsors and my nephew as mascot. even if its the last 5-10 mins (hopefully everyone will be well and truly knackered by then).0 -
[cite]Posted By: carlsberg[/cite]i see whats going on here....... doing a pards. announce that medders isn't 100% fit so will be on the bench and then when the oppo see him in the starting lineup they will be bricking it! ;-)
Anyone ever told you that you've got a vivid imagination!? ;-)0 -
[cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]boss.
i must play a part of the game, just to satisfy my sponsors and my nephew as mascot. even if its the last 5-10 mins (hopefully everyone will be well and truly knackered by then).
everyone will get a fair run out mate.0 -
Erm boss ... I'm suffering from a slight pull of a muscle in my thigh. Gonna need someone to take my goal kicks for us.0
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playing right into our hands.0
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[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]playing right into our hands.
we are only telling you what we want you to know.
you should see some of the whispers doing the rounds ;-)0 -
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[quote][cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]boss.
i must play a part of the game, just to satisfy my sponsors and my nephew as mascot. even if its the last 5-10 mins (hopefully everyone will be well and truly knackered by then).[/quote]
No Problem PBS.0 -
The line up holds no suprises for us, this is what Large and I predicted last week in the press conference...0
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I have been asked to play in the troublesome left midfield position.
I will put team before individual pride.0 -
Boss - Any claims that I have been spotted in Zens tonight with a tasty blonde are completely ludicrous.
She's a less than average looking brunette!!!0 -
You should get both!
Don't want to see any of my boys or Girls being too uptight before the kick off :-)0 -
BTW Alex I think your mob owe me for training Maria your secret weapon & Medders 'The Wand' in preparation for matchday..!0
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payment by the usual method?0
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Ketman.
Wasn't that part of the feeder club agreement that we decided on?0 -
LOL![cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Ketman.
Wasn't that part of the feeder club agreement that we decided on?0 -
[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]BTW Alex I think your mob owe me for training Maria your secret weapon & Medders 'The Wand' in preparation for matchday..!
It's performance related. If we're sh*t, you don't get anything....0 -
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[cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite][cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]BTW Alex I think your mob owe me for training Maria your secret weapon & Medders 'The Wand' in preparation for matchday..!
It's performance related. If we're sh*t, you don't get anything....
Second that!!!!!!0 -
[cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite][cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]BTW Alex I think your mob owe me for training Maria your secret weapon & Medders 'The Wand' in preparation for matchday..!
It's performance related. If we're sh*t, you don't get anything....
Bad luck Kets ;-)0 -
Alex, your gaffer, wanted me to pass on a message to all Pards Porkers. Can you all report to the Transport Cafe on the Thames Barrier Industrial Estate at around 3pm for a pre match fry-up. All in the name of team bonding you understand.0
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[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]Alex, your gaffer, wanted me to pass on a message to all Pards Porkers. Can you all report to the Transport Cafe on the Thames Barrier Industrial Estate at around 3pm for a pre match fry-up. All in the name of team bonding you understand.
low fat gutbuster`s all round ; )0 -
I'll be up for a couple of those!0
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[quote][cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]Alex, your gaffer, wanted me to pass on a message to all Pards Porkers. Can you all report to the Transport Cafe on the Thames Barrier Industrial Estate at around 3pm for a pre match fry-up. All in the name of team bonding you understand.[/quote]
low fat gutbuster`s all round ; )[/quote]
So that's what you mean as a feeder club.0 -
I work just round the corner from that cafe if its the one I'm thinking of. The dingy greasy one with the half decent grub?0
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[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]Alex, your gaffer, wanted me to pass on a message to all Pards Porkers. Can you all report to the Transport Cafe on the Thames Barrier Industrial Estate at around 3pm for a pre match fry-up. All in the name of team bonding you understand.
Just in case any of you took this seriously............
I've no intention of stuffing the porkers so close to the game. My Boys and Girl are finely tuned athletes and treat their bodies as temples, as do I for that matter :-)
Please meet as arranged by the West Stand.0 -
Is it true the Porkers are turning up in Liverpool 'Spice Boys' Cream Suits ??0
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[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Is it true the Porkers are turning up in Liverpool 'Spice Boys' Cream Suits ??
lol, I`ll look like the o2 arena0
