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There's always someone worse off....

falconwood_1
falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
edited July 2011 in General Charlton
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2017048/Alicia-Douvall-claims-ex-Crystal-Palace-owner-Simon-Jordan-father-baby.html

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  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    Well if the kid comes out orange there'll be no doubt 'who's the daddy'.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919

    "famous for his year round tan"

     

    quality

     

     

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,797
    To be fair to Jordan, with that girl's reputation half the male population could be the father. If it is his though, the poor thing is going to be really ugly! Lets hope for the baby's sake its somebody elses.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,817
    If she's 32 then I am 13 stone and hung like a porn star.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,797
    Still, there will always be jobs in low budget horror movies where they can't afford the make up I suppose.
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    It's always lovely to see attractive couples together, but this ain't one of them. Couldn't they get all the prospective Fathers together and have a raffle at half time ?
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,917
    He looks like a tall Jewish oompa loompa in that picture.
  • Marriott110
    Marriott110 Posts: 1,528
    and the real victim in all this? the child. he will be bullied with parents like that!
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    Anyone know where I can get my ribs shaved?
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Anyone know where I can get my ribs shaved?

    Can't your local butcher do it for you? Very annoying finding hairy barbecued ribs.

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  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Did anyone else see "Alex: a Life Fast Forward" on BBC 3 last night? What a sad story and what a remarkable young lad.
  • Marriott110
    Marriott110 Posts: 1,528
    i did saga lout, was abit touching, good to see he did get married albeit when he was very ill.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,091
    I watched that last night.

    If, God forbid, I was ever in the same situation as Alex I'd like to think I'd have the attitude and outlook that he did right up to the end.  RIP.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    Poor kid.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,919
    they deserve eachother by the looks of it

    feel sorry for the kid
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    thats not a good combination 
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,406
    If she's 32 then I am 13 stone and hung like a porn star.
    stole my thunder there Ormiston, 32 going on 50
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    I-SAW-POUSO-PLAY Posts: 4,613
    that programme was so so sad. Cried my eyes out.

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