The difference between the north and the south
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Down south we consider it posh to have a pool, up north....Me and my northern mates at uni have this discussion all the time...
Southerners call swimming pools...swimming pools.
Northerners call swimming pools...swimming baths!
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Theres more northerners in the south than southerners in the north
This. Tells it's own story.Some northerners have a huge chip on their shoulder about the south, no southerner I have met has a chip on their shoulder about the north.
And this.Down south we have london up north they dont.
Cheaper it maybe but Mogadishu is cheaper than London, hardly reason to move from the south.
And this.
Well said gentlemen.
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Up North you have dinner followed by tea
Down South you have lunch followed by dinner.
They seem to believe that dinner is the posh version of tea when surely its the other way round.
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ayyy and oop north we call a spade a fooking shovel0
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Oooh racist!0
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Better looking women up north my left bollock there is, give me a fit London bird other a fit norther everyday iof the week0
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northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
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All northern accents are a disgrace.
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Apart from bird scouse, sex wee instant certainty when a scouse bird says poll my a**0
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Notherners seem to be more proud of being northern then people from the south and express it. E.g. Jason Manford, oasis brothers.
1 main point is that there are more slags up north. Thats a def cert.
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North = hardcore Charlton fans (especially Upper North)South = mostly away fansLame I know
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North = hardcore Charlton fans (especially Upper North)
I was wondering how long it'd take someone to come up with this one.South = mostly away fansLame I know
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Northern women are normally fatter and easier to pull.
Middlesbrough women also smell of fish. :-)
The north smells (i.e. Grimsby - fish, Middlesborough - god knows)
I spent 6 yrs in Bishop Auckland in Co Durham and as far as football goes, by and large they do support their localish club with not many Manure or chelski to be seen. Yes they are passionate about it but more knowledgeable? lol. Blinded by barcodes.
When I moved up there, it was honestly like going back in time 30 yrs. Over 50% of them still had coal delivered, their views on race, sex etc was circa 1970's. There was even still a working mens club that was "strictly men only". The whole place is also bursting at the seams with gypsies.
But the best thing about it is?
It's nearly 300 miles away and i left my ex-wife up there. ;-)
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cheaper but thats about it0
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southerners can dress
northerners can't
Have you been to the west country??You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't
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People from the South, especially Londoners, take the piss out of the North of England, mostly in jest. People from the North take the piss out of the South, especially London, because they are envious.
People who live in the North are surrounded by Northerners, which they hate
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northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
Yeah, which is probably why so they're so bloody cheerful!
Southerners have a toilet in their home and not in the back garden.
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good point, the midlands have some shocker gear as well and so do east anglians!southerners can dress
northerners can't
Have you been to the west country??You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't
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northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
Yeah, which is probably why so they're so bloody cheerful!
Southerners have a toilet in their home and not in the back garden.
And of course use it...0 -
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The South only has one tier
The North has two
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People in the south drink pasteurised milk and people in the north drink sterilised milk.0
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Just out of interest, where's Plaaayer from? ; )
good point, the midlands have some shocker gear as well and so do east anglians!southerners can dress
northerners can't
Have you been to the west country??You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't
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