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WSS Caption Competition

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited May 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Fresh from his recent Egg and Spoon success, WSS sets himself a new challenge !
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    At 1-0, WSS wanted to seal the win!
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    ric's superglue trick backfires when wss makes a timely interception.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    WSS in ball tampering shocker. velcro gathered as evidence.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    After dealing with Adrian Mole's model aeroplane, Dr Singh thought he would never see anything of the kind again......
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    WSS glues a ball on his head, whilst Ric glues his ball under his shirt.

    *Dangerous territory for a bloke exploding out of his shirt in all directions*
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    If i catch him he's getting it flash bas**rd
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    WSS gains inspiration from Baldrick's famous slug balancing sketch
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    in a classic spot the ball fraud where a so-called panel of experts adjudge the ball to have been on top of the player in black's head, the witness for the prosecution admitted that it had been a poorly thought out con because everybody can plainly see that at the time the photograph was taken the ball had been hidden under the number 9's shirt...
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    it was at that point that wss realised his ambition to be the first footballer in the world to sport a spikey mohican haircut may have a drawback...
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    WSS remembers his manager's advice to 'keep your head on the game'
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    [cite]Posted By: ltgtr[/cite]in a classic spot the ball fraud where a so-called panel of experts adjudge the ball to have been on top of the player in black's head, the witness for the prosecution admitted that it had been a poorly thought out con because everybody can plainly see that at the time the photograph was taken the ball had been hidden under the number 9's shirt...

    lololol.
    he wont be laughing tho.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "Roll up Roll up"

    "Come and see the amazing Seal Boy"
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    manager large addick knew the super glue he packed in his kitbag would assist the mighty charlton unathletic's triumphant win over pardews' porkers
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    WSS carries the ball back to les_says on his head knowing it will be the only way not to concede an indirect free kick ;-)
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    wss could have scored a great goal if he could have seen where he was going
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]WSS carries the ball back to les_says on his head knowing it will be the only way not to concede an indirect free kick ;-)

    heads was the only rule i was sure about!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    made up with it with a great "cat like" save mate to keep us in the lead!
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    i like to think so. :o)
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,590
    Why is it that the pitch was so big, and the goals looked big, but they were so hard to hit?
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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Why is it that the pitch was so big, and the goals looked big, but they were so hard to hit?

    You'll have to ask Lisbie.
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    Not only can i juggle 2 women i can juggle a ball as well ;-)
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: CAFCBourne[/cite]Not only can i juggle 2 women i can juggle a ball as well ;-)

    LOL. Good one Dyer....
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: CAFCBourne[/cite]Not only can i juggle 2 women i can juggle a ball as well ;-)
    Might only be one in a very short space of time.

    Went off on one at her (not Kimbo) on tuesday for not coming along. She was all up for it until monday when she told me that she needed to finish her work and then get it to uni to hand in.

    She then decided to tell me that she done no work at all and decided to do some overtime at work instead.

    Cheers luv. Grrr.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Despite having the legs of a sparrow, WSS was still able to bench-press a football with his head
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: CharltonDan[/cite]Despite having the legs of a sparrow, WSS was still able to bench-press a football with his head

    lol v good
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    May 22nd 2017: WSS raced away from Lisbie at his 20 year testimonial in front of an impressive crowd for the Charlton veteran.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: CharltonDan[/cite]Despite having the legs of a sparrow, WSS was still able to bench-press a football with his head
    Very good! I think i was the only one who didnt appreciate the XL Kits!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    edited May 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]May 22nd 2017: WSS raced away from Lisbie at his 20 year testimonial in front of an impressive crowd for the Charlton veteran.

    my favourite !!

    i'm going to drag these caption comps out all summer !!
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]May 22nd 2017: WSS raced away from Lisbie at his 20 year testimonial in front of an impressive crowd for the Charlton veteran.

    my favourite !!

    i'm going to drag these caption comps out all summer !!

    From what I've done so far, there are a few candidates from the 2nd match....

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