Real men dodge the gym altogether drink stella till they topple over and still get up on a sunday morning to run mindlessly around a pitch with 21 likeminded soles.
Dont need to go to the gym....I get all the exercise I need from carrying six packs of Stella home, work on my arm muscles lifting them and then have a cardiovascular workout trying to get up the stairs and take my clothes off without waking the other half after Ive fallen asleep on the sofa again.
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well done, at least its in the right category :-)
PS. all gym 'classes' are for girls. Real men lift free weights with bad technique. FACT
(Cue everyone at home going home getting in Press up position counting 1, 2 3 oh F*** this!)
Everyone but 1905 who will be going to the pub.