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Anyone had a staring contest with a goose?

cantersaddickcantersaddick
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Those fuckers DO NOT blink!

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  • AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    Busy week down the farm?
  • EugenesAxeEugenesAxe
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


  • EugenesAxeEugenesAxe
    cantersaddick said:
    EugenesAxe said:
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


    That'll be why the bastards beat me every time 
    Unplayable 
  • cantersaddickcantersaddick
    Maybe they're AI geese. Like the Surveillance pigeons all around London.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    EugenesAxe said:
    They do just really fast, I checked with AI, they blink strategically which is perfect for staring competitions.


    Now that's sorted, ever have a goosing contest with a star?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
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  • shine166shine166
    Not a staring contest, but I had a gander.
  • thenewbiethenewbie
    edited May 22
    cantersaddick said:
    Those fuckers DO NOT blink!
    You sure about that, or do you just believe the propa-gander?
  • GribboGribbo
    Only time I tend to look at a goose for any amount of time, is down the comb of my Franchi Affinity 3. 
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    remember the expression 'avin a gander' ?
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    Anyone had a staring competition with a goose … I’ve been on Charlton Life since day one but this post, my friends, is the best 🙄. Roll on Sunday, that's all I can say 
  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    I once outstared my goldfish 🥸
  • Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    I did it once. Me and geese have a long standing feud, ever since one of them took a large chunk of my ice cream. so this geese had it coming. I chucked a hot cup of tea at its head. then the fucker blinked.
  • letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    The bloke on the left has


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  • golfaddickgolfaddick
    Henry Irving said:
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
    Loved the animations (?) that were a thing a decade or so ago. World staring contest voice by Barry Davies. I think Spasky won.
  • GillisGillis
    golfaddick said:
    Henry Irving said:
    Was a top sport before Sky and Big Farming took it over.

    Too commercial now and too much focus on Gander personalities.
    Loved the animations (?) that were a thing a decade or so ago. World staring contest voice by Barry Davies. I think Spasky won.

    Big Train was the name of the sketch show these were in. Way back in 1998, though.
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