Facebook... pah! Try Arsebook...

LoOkOuT

Hate facebook and other "social utility" sites? arsebook.org may be of interest. No bothersome Friends, just Fiends you can wind up. Arsebook is an anti-social utility that connects you with the people you hate.
From the site's blurb:

upload blackmail material or publish lies • get the latest gossip from your fiends • post videos on your profile • tag your fiends • use privacy settings to hide your info from enemies • join a hate-clan to disturb people who live, study, or work around you

Well, I find it funny!

Off_it

sounds just like your average tabloid "features" desk to me!