can't wait... my mates and i have organised a 15-on-15 pirate fight on the streets of greenwich with a mate of mines brother and his pals... so beware the oceans that be greenwich come friday arrrr!
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
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"That'll be a buccaneer."
;o)
Doh!
Oohaah ..... proper job, me 'andsome. Pieces of eight.
At least Narridge got jolly rogered.
The wench is starting to get fed up with all the ahh-hars, now. Wait 'til I starts on the customers tonight...
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Cos they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!