Centre half = centre back Linesmen = referees assistant Addicks = robins = valiants = addicks Surrey Docks station = Surrey Quays station Tangoman = Simon Jordan
Southern Death Cult became The Death Cult became The Cult Seymour became Blur Massive Attack became Massive for "Unfinished Sympathy" - they dropped the Attack because they disagreed with the Gulf War that started about the same time (I think anyway)
england = eng-er-land,
jimmy seed stand = south stand (according to some),
macalpine stadium = (whatever huddersfields ground is now called)
a well timed tackle from a defender = foul
oh and them fried chicken places that re-open every 2 weeks with a different name,
ie the chicken hut = chicken hut = chicken nest = fried chicken hut nest = southern nest chicken hut fried = some kind of environmental health dept closure or failure to keep up leasehold payments or both.
Beejam became Iceland
Ceylon became Sri Lanka
Your Anus became Uranus
Diplodockcus became Derplodicus
Cat Stevens became Yusuf Islam
Nigel Kennedy became Kennedy
Franc/Deutschmark/Peseta/Drachma/Krone/Punt/Lire became The Euro
East Pakistan became Bangledesh
How many African Countries have changed their name recently?
Coke(not the diet variety)Became Charlie,Blues became Speed,Sunday Roasts Became Takaways,Strongbow Became Magners with ice! & the Shilling became a five pence piece! Bought My First Tonic SUIT For 2 pounds and 10 shillings,Looked Well Cool but cold on Lewis coaches,always broke down or no heating answers please on a postcardThe Valiants became the robins & so on.
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Wrong! They did stop using beef stock due to the mad cow stuff, but have now recently started re-using beef.....
are you going to down them ?
are you going to go out into the street with two cups with question marks over them ?
coke zero
energy: 1.5kj, 0.5kcal
protein, carb, fat, fibre, sodium all 0g
ingredients: carbonated water, colour (caramel e150d), phosphoric acid, sweetners (aspartame, acesulfame k), flavourings (including caffine), acidity regulator( e331), contains a source of phenylalanine
diet coke
energy: 2.0kj, 0.5kcal
fat, protein, carb, fibre, sodium all 0g
ingredients: carbonated water, colour (caramel e150d), sweetners,(aspartame, acesulfame k), flavourings (including caffine) phosphoric acid, citric acid, preservative (e211) containts a source of phenylalanine
E numbers that is...
John Couger Mellencamp (hope he was born with that name and didn't choose it !) who became...
John Mellencamp
Apparently, Mumbai is the name the local polpulation use for Bombay. Some regions of India still call it Bombay.
Explanation here: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Article2365.html
Linesmen = referees assistant
Addicks = robins = valiants = addicks
Surrey Docks station = Surrey Quays station
Tangoman = Simon Jordan
(Sorry, am I too late for this?)
Seymour became Blur
Massive Attack became Massive for "Unfinished Sympathy" - they dropped the Attack because they disagreed with the Gulf War that started about the same time (I think anyway)
who later became C**T
simon jordan is a w*nker, is a w*nker
Good to see ya aboard geez, hope your enjoying it.
jimmy seed stand = south stand (according to some),
macalpine stadium = (whatever huddersfields ground is now called)
a well timed tackle from a defender = foul
oh and them fried chicken places that re-open every 2 weeks with a different name,
ie the chicken hut = chicken hut = chicken nest = fried chicken hut nest = southern nest chicken hut fried = some kind of environmental health dept closure or failure to keep up leasehold payments or both.
Ceylon became Sri Lanka
Your Anus became Uranus
Diplodockcus became Derplodicus
Cat Stevens became Yusuf Islam
Nigel Kennedy became Kennedy
Franc/Deutschmark/Peseta/Drachma/Krone/Punt/Lire became The Euro
East Pakistan became Bangledesh
How many African Countries have changed their name recently?