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J-Lo

DaveMehmet
DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
edited September 2007 in Not Sports Related
Is coming in the building today and you'd think it was the bloody Queen the way people are carrying on.

Security everywhere, loads of big American blokes with walkie talkies outside the building, people carriers with blacked out windows all over the place.

Apparently, catering are crapping themselves because they think they've got the wrong biscuits in!

All this for a jumped up singer!!

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    edited September 2007
    Now if it's someone really important like Andy Reid, you could understand it.

    Biscuits ? I bet he likes Jaffa Cakes.

    ;o)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,229
    really? thats a bit sad

    what building by the way?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    A bit sad, it's a joke. Apparantly they sent through a list of demands.

    The main C4 office in Horseferry Rd.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Can you tell her to stop texting me
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    J-LO has a Big Ass
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited September 2007
    i like her
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,859
    Give her a bump down to earth with a resounding chorus of "Who are ya?" as she walks by
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    you lick her
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]Is coming in the building today and you'd think it was the bloody Queen the way people are carrying on.

    Security everywhere, loads of big American blokes with walkie talkies outside the building, people carriers with blacked out windows all over the place.

    Apparently, catering are crapping themselves because they think they've got the wrong biscuits in!

    All this for a jumped up singer!!

    I dare you to teabag her.............
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Well it is my last day here, so it's worth a try!!!!
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Get her to lick or touch something with her breast please mate and I'll buy you an ocean of lager tomorrow.

    I've missed her since we split and now looks like I'll never get her latina arse back unless you help me Dave by getting part of her clothing for me or something!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I'll try, although I may not resist the temptation to give her a dig and shout "She fell over"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,829
    Tell her you're not fooled by the rocks that she's got
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    ha ha, that tickled me AFKA
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Smudge I know deep down she's still Jenny the bird from Chatham who loved and lost me.

    If you can get her to sign something dear Dan Dicko love Jenny xxxxxx

    I will let you teabag me!!!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,860
    Bird from work went to some sort of do she had last night at some club.

    Clearly I have no idea about any of this though - my days of being ITK are long gone!

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