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Ideas for new CAFC Merchandise and the ultimate Charlton song list
KillersBeard
Posts: 985
In light of some recent posts on our lack of retail excellence and offending chants perhaps the shop can introduce new products to allow all our fans to enjoy the CAFC experience without getting upset.
CAFC Ear Plugs for example, to block out all that nasty singing stuff.
or CAFC Ear Phones, tuned in exclusively to the CAFC PC station constantly playing Red Red Robin so you can clap along oblivious to the outside world.
CAFC Blinkers, (with optional closing flaps), in case something happens on the pitch that pushes the boundaries of good taste.
CAFC Hat, (with pull down fingers to place in ears) so you can hum 'da dee da dee da dee da' if you hear a horribly rude song.
CAFC PC Song Sheets, with witty, musical, yet unnoffending versions of our current chants, such as;
Your Brother plays cricket with your Mother
Your Sister Cooks with your Father
You all get on famously with each other
You're a lovely family
Oh South London, (oh South London)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh South London is wonderful
It's full of rather nice people and Charlton
Oh South London is wonderful
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Don't forget to build it right
Just make sure it's nice and safe now
in fact don't even set it alight
I think it might work, any more?
CAFC Ear Plugs for example, to block out all that nasty singing stuff.
or CAFC Ear Phones, tuned in exclusively to the CAFC PC station constantly playing Red Red Robin so you can clap along oblivious to the outside world.
CAFC Blinkers, (with optional closing flaps), in case something happens on the pitch that pushes the boundaries of good taste.
CAFC Hat, (with pull down fingers to place in ears) so you can hum 'da dee da dee da dee da' if you hear a horribly rude song.
CAFC PC Song Sheets, with witty, musical, yet unnoffending versions of our current chants, such as;
Your Brother plays cricket with your Mother
Your Sister Cooks with your Father
You all get on famously with each other
You're a lovely family
Oh South London, (oh South London)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh South London is wonderful
It's full of rather nice people and Charlton
Oh South London is wonderful
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
Don't forget to build it right
Just make sure it's nice and safe now
in fact don't even set it alight
I think it might work, any more?
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Comments
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I think you need to do a cost benefit analysis but otherwise great ideas ; - )
I think we should also have phone lines connected to every seat that go straight thru to customer services and/or Alan Pardew so that people can moan in real time during games0 -
CAFC Finger - So that when those nasty away fans start being abusive, we can 'give them the finger'. Which of course will be one of those cuddly huge ones you get at the ice hockey and baseball.
Heard on the radio once a dad had convinced his kids that 'Oh South London' was full of chips, grannies and Charlton.
Brilliant0 -
On a serious note do a deal with Cadbury's and do a proper CAFC advent calenders.
Not on a serious note Hull should do a deal with John Smiths0 -
Lol, great songs.0
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Semedo - woah o o o
Semedo - woah o o o
He comes from Portugal
He sends best wishes to Millwall
(and Crystal Palace too)
Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front
He's got a name like the guy whos sings You're Beautiful
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front0 -
love these ideas0
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cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.....
what ? we do that already ??? oh well, carry on chaps....0 -
its nice to know you're here,
its nice to know you're here,
its nice to know,
its nice to know yo're here
IT REALLY IS0 -
' If you all hate crystal palace , all hate crystal palace , all hate crystal palace please leave the ground '
( quietly as to not disturb the neighbours and in single file )0 -
[quote][cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front
He's got a name like the guy whos sings You're Beautiful
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front[/quote]
Personally I find that way more offensive than the original version.0 -
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Go down pub,
Drink shandy,
Play quiz machine, get merry.
Cycle home,
Watch telly,
Recite poems to Mandy0 -
My old man, said be a Palace fan,
I said stop joshing pater you old cad......0 -
In your (insert name of team) homes
In your (insert name of team) homes
You search the Deli for something to eat
You use a recipe from Delia to make it a treat
In your (insert name of team) residential areas
The famous Totenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said
I'm delighted to meet you. Please come and have some coffee
My old man said be a Palace fan, I said I stick to Charlton if it's all the same to you dad.0 -
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus popped his head up and said:
EMBRACE PALACE, WE'LL EMBRACE PALACE
EMBRACE PALACE, WE'LL EMBRACE PALACE
EMBRACE PALACE, WE'LL EMBRACE PALACE
WE ARE THE PALACE, EMBRACERS
:-)0 -
How wide do you want the goal?
How wide do you want the goal?
Please let us know at half time
and we'll change it for you.
So sorry for any inconvenience.
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Hark now 'ere,
The Charlton sing,
The Palace are coming our way
To cut down our carbon footprints,
We're sharing cars today0 -
Your support, your support, your support is blooming great...
He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiggghhht
Oh Andy Reid
Gives defenders a fright...0 -
you're gonna get your coffee in a china cup0
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Has homosexual tendencys
Has homesexual tendencys
Simon Jordan, Simon Jordan
Has homosexual tendencys...0 -
Sha la la la la la la *clap clap*
Sha la la la la la la *clap clap*
Sha la la la la la la *clap clap*
Sha la la la la la la *clap clap*
Enjoy the Championship Simon
You certainly deserve to win it.
Where were you, where were you
Where were you at half-time
Where were you at half-time, we missed you like.0 -
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the referee's a lovely bloke
you're not fit
your'e not fit
your'e not fit
but still look nice
also, we could all adapt goodbye horse for whatever pet we may have
goodbye cat, goodbye cat, saying goodbye to my cat
and as I was saying goodbye to my cat, saying goodbye to my cat0 -
You are right, sorry.[cite]Posted By: kigelia[/cite][cite]Posted By: Salad[/cite]Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front
He's got a name like the guy whos sings You're Beautiful
Oh Andy Hunt he plays up front
Personally I find that way more offensive than the original version.0 -
We all follow Charlton , over land and sea - with valid travelcards
We all follow Charlton , onto victory - as long as it does nt offend the runners up0 -
Goodby pigeon, goodbye pigeon, saying goodbye to the pigeon[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]the referee's a lovely bloke
you're not fit
your'e not fit
your'e not fit
but still look nice
also, we could all adapt goodbye horse for whatever pet we may have
goodbye cat, goodbye cat, saying goodbye to my cat
and as I was saying goodbye to my cat, saying goodbye to my cat
and as we were saying goodbye to the pigeon, Boro nearly scored - I hope the pigeon wasn't startled, saying goodbye to the pigeon0 -
E I E I E I O , up the football league we go
IF we win promotion this is what we'll sing , we are charlton we are charlton , we love everyone0 -
Shall we sing, shall we sing, shall we sing a song together?
Shall we sing a song together?0 -
Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
Hey old chap, have a herbal tea.
Shanks said no, i can't you know
Because they give me stomach, aggro0 -
One fans director , theres only one fans director , one fans director......0
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The wheels of the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
The wheels of the bus go round and round, all day long0 -
If i had the wings of a sparrow, if i had the bum of a crow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And deliver best wishes below, below
We're friends, we're friends,
we're friends with our neighbours below, below0
