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Warnock's car spotted at Selhurst.........
AFKABartram
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guess what reg Jordan has !!!0
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does it begin with C0
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From the Guardian fiver last night
"Re: Simon Jordan describing Neil Warnock and himself as 'winners'. I
think he's got the wrong seven-letter word beginning with W" - Mark
Quinn.0 -
Waarnocks Record. 6 Promotions in 20 years, one in the last 10, 4 via play offs, only one but the most recent from the division that Palace play in. Took him from December 1999 to May 2006 to get Sheffied up. Will Mr Jordan be happy to wait that long?
Promotions
1986–87: Conference winners (promotion to Division 4) - Scarborough
1989–90: Division 3 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 2) - Notts County
1990–91: Division 2 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 1) - Notts County
1994–95: Division 2 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 1) - Huddersfield Town
1995–96: Division 3 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 2) - Plymouth Argyle
2005–06: Championship Runners-up (promotion to Premier League) - Sheffield United0 -
Words i expect Jordan to use in his press conference
Ambition
Passion
Winner
Character
Strong personality
Belligerent
Belligerence
Belligerency
Belligerently
Successful
Words i don't expect to hear:
Premiership
Promotion
Any others ?0 -
In a new approach to the press to try and win some sympathy, I expect Jordan to sit on a stair, the lights to dim down to just a spotlight on him, and for him to break into a song of:
"It's not easy being orange."0 -
Words I don't expect to hear
Continuity
Modesty
Freehold
Word I do expect to hear
Me
Me
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According to Warnock, Palace fans are 'vociferious' and give full backing.
There must be another club that ends in palace he is referring to, surely ??0 -
I know I have the right man - it is the dream ticket
Simon Jordan
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