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Warnock's car spotted at Selhurst.........

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    guess what reg Jordan has !!!
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    does it begin with C
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    From the Guardian fiver last night

    "Re: Simon Jordan describing Neil Warnock and himself as 'winners'. I
    think he's got the wrong seven-letter word beginning with W" - Mark
    Quinn.
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    edited October 2007
    Waarnocks Record. 6 Promotions in 20 years, one in the last 10, 4 via play offs, only one but the most recent from the division that Palace play in. Took him from December 1999 to May 2006 to get Sheffied up. Will Mr Jordan be happy to wait that long?

    Promotions
    1986–87: Conference winners (promotion to Division 4) - Scarborough
    1989–90: Division 3 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 2) - Notts County
    1990–91: Division 2 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 1) - Notts County
    1994–95: Division 2 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 1) - Huddersfield Town
    1995–96: Division 3 Playoff winners (promotion to Division 2) - Plymouth Argyle
    2005–06: Championship Runners-up (promotion to Premier League) - Sheffield United
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    Words i expect Jordan to use in his press conference

    Ambition
    Passion
    Winner
    Character
    Strong personality
    Belligerent
    Belligerence
    Belligerency
    Belligerently
    Successful

    Words i don't expect to hear:

    Premiership
    Promotion

    Any others ?
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    In a new approach to the press to try and win some sympathy, I expect Jordan to sit on a stair, the lights to dim down to just a spotlight on him, and for him to break into a song of:

    "It's not easy being orange."
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    Words I don't expect to hear

    Continuity
    Modesty
    Freehold

    Word I do expect to hear

    Me
    Me
    Me
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    According to Warnock, Palace fans are 'vociferious' and give full backing.

    There must be another club that ends in palace he is referring to, surely ??
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    I know I have the right man - it is the dream ticket

    Simon Jordan

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