Nearest the bull (sorry)

thai malaysia addick

This amused me, so apologies in advance....

My mate and I decided to have a game of darts. "Nearest the bull goes first", he said. He went "baa", I went "moo". "You go first", he said.

Rothko

Salad

I had to go to the RSPCA office this morning, it's tiny .... you couldn't swing
a cat in there.

Chirpy Red

I went out with a girl from M&S......she wouldn't let me try anything on.

Salad

I went out with her too, told her I had a job in a bowling alley. She said " Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."