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Nearest the bull (sorry)

This amused me, so apologies in advance....

My mate and I decided to have a game of darts. "Nearest the bull goes first", he said. He went "baa", I went "moo". "You go first", he said.

Comments

  • I had to go to the RSPCA office this morning, it's tiny .... you couldn't swing
    a cat in there.
  • I went out with a girl from M&S......she wouldn't let me try anything on.
  • I went out with her too, told her I had a job in a bowling alley. She said " Tenpin?"
    I said, "No, permanent."
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