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Song for 'Big Chris'

jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
edited November 2007 in General Charlton
It's a very simple suggestion so it could work.

To the tune of 'Who the f*****g (4 syllables) hell are you (3 syllables)' sing:

Iwelumo (4 syllables), we love you (3 syllables)!

It fits the rythmn perfectly and what's more it rhymes better than the original. And he deserves it.
It would show aresholes like Hasselwank this afternoon how the fans appreciate it if you play with heart.

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    carly burncarly burn
    Good call.Can we still sing 'who the f*****g hell are you' to Hasselbaink though?
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    Oggy RedOggy Red
    At Bristol City we were singing :

    "Big Chris ......In the Last Minute!
    Big Chris .....In the Last Minute....."
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    southamptonaddicksouthamptonaddick
    To the tune for EL Kak.

    Da da da da IWELUMO
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    banknotebanknote
    YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ARM IN
    YOUR RIGHT ARM OUT
    IN OUT IN OUT
    YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
    YOU DO THE IWELUMO AND YOU SCORE A GOAL
    THAT'S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
    OOOOOOOO THE IWELUMO
    OOOOOOOO THE IWELUMO
    KNEES BENT ARM STRETCHED
    RAR RAR RAR

    We should sing that^^
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    jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    edited November 2007
    Why the hell not? Try something different for a change.
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    HandGHandG
    Replace da, da, da, da with we've got big Chris. i.e.

    'We've got Big Chris Iwelumo!'
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    CarterCarter
    [cite]Posted By: HandG[/cite]Replace da, da, da, da with we've got big Chris. i.e.

    'We've got Big Chris Iwelumo!'

    Chrissie, Chrissie... Iwelumo

    Chrissie, Chrissie... Iwelumo
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    banknotebanknote
    The macarena, but replace Macarena with Iwelumo!
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    SwisdomSwisdom
    Oh Chris Iwelumo.....
    Oh Chris Iwelumo.....
    He plays up front
    He plays up front
    Oh Chris Iwelumo he plays up front
    he's got a name that sounds like ....... *runs away stumped at trying to find a suitable rhyming word*
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    KBslittlesisKBslittlesis
    KB sang a great one after he scored..............can't for the life of me remember how it went............where are you Bruv.............share your genius with us all!
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    KillersBeardKillersBeard
    Share my genius??????? (shouldn't take long!!)

    Actually, I can't take any credit as it wasn't mine. I think it was Swisdom who posted it the other day. I promised I'd sing it, so I did.................on my own!!!!!!


    Who'se that scoring goals

    Who'se that scoring goals

    Iwelumo, Iwelumo

    Who'se that scoring goals



    and repeat to fade......................... :-)
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    ScoSco
    edited November 2007
    To the "dirty northern b**tards" tune.

    He plays up front, scores late goals
    Drives a Fiat Uno
    Great touch, for a big man
    Chrissy Iwelumo!
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    Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    [cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]KB sang a great one after he scored..............can't for the life of me remember how it went............where are you Bruv.............share your genius with us all!
    Do you sit near Stu from SE7?
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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    [cite]Posted By: Friend_Or_Defoe[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: KBslittlesis[/cite]KB sang a great one after he scored..............can't for the life of me remember how it went............where are you Bruv.............share your genius with us all!
    Do you sit near Stu from SE7?

    OUCH.
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    Alex WrightAlex Wright
    "Iwelumo walks on water" to the tune of De'ec the halls with boughs of holly.

    Well it'll soon be seasonal :)
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