Clingfilm

Carter

I'm really not trying to start a thread that makes people feel left out but my mate Scott is fast becomming a cult figure I think. Not only did he trot out some of the best stories on the way back from Cov, but he struck up a tender rapport with the Marie Curie woman outsde the Oak earlier. I'll try and tell him how to get on here but may be difficult.

Anyway, he could well be on his way to becomming a bit of a CAFC unofficial LEG-END.

WSS, he lives near you. Invite him round your abode and train him in the ways of internet.

Medders

Did he get anywhere last night?

Carter

She didn't come back. Must have found someone with more money/looser morals than him elsewhere

Off_it

I bet my mate's got more stories than your mate.

Carter

I bet my mate smells worse than your mate

Off_it

[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I bet my mate smells worse than your mate

Ah, but which of my mates are you referring to now - Jimmy Old socks or Stevie Dogshit?

Carter

He defo smells worse than Stevie, but this is my mate Bob Sewage

Off_it

Not "Floating" Bob Sewage??? Christ, he DOES whiff!