Allardyce gone - what a joke club

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Newcastle are. I know we haven't exactly been the best at this lately but that was a one off.

I don't understand what Newcastle actually think they are. Keep saying they are a big club but I can't see it myself.

Laughable.

Alan Shearer to take over obviously.

Medders

Breaking news - Titanic sinks after hitting iceberg....

Happy New Year Arf, me ol' mucker ;-)

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nah you bollox i was typing this at the same time as the other geezer.