old wifes tales

nolly

my favourite. w***ing....... makes you go blind,bar childhood cataracts and eye infections i had thats total bollocks.

Henry Irving

Wouldn't be too sure. you pressed the "f" key when you meant to use the "v" key just below it : - )

2. It's always the last place you look it (something that has been misplaced).

Of course it's in the last place you look cos when you find it you stop looking.

nolly

im confused!

northstandsteve

old chinese proverbs are better my favourite

go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

Henry Irving

plural of wife is wives

nolly

gotta ya.

nolly

my favourite is COWARDS DIE MANY DEATHS A MAN ONLY ONE.that is me.

nolly

the coward bit.

WhenIwasLittleBoy

My dad walked in and cought me banging one out when i was younger "Stop doing that son you will go blind" Said the old man.

"Im over here dad" i replied

Charlton Dan

"Naked man in swing door is going to Bangkok"

northstandsteve

now thats better

nolly

very good

WhenIwasLittleBoy

Took the missus home a bunch of flowers last night.

She responded "Suppose i will have to open my legs them"

In which replied "Why aint you got a vase big enough"

razil

I like: Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day...

WhenIwasLittleBoy

Whats worse than cubs in your pockets......................

Brownies in your pants

northstandsteve

[cite]Posted By: WhenIwasLittleBoy[/cite]Took the missus home a bunch of flowers last night.

She responded "Suppose i will have to open my legs them"

In which replied "Why aint you got a vase big enough"

deano deano

WhenIwasLittleBoy

A man with a spade on his head???

Doug

WSS

A man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

WhenIwasLittleBoy

A man with no spade on his head??

Douglas

Charlton Dan

Man in a bush

Russell

WSS

Man with wee on his trousers...

WhenIwasLittleBoy

Man with a seagull on his head ??

Cliff

Carter

Nigerian prostitute

Legs Akimbo

DaveMehmet

Romanian prostitute

Slobberdown mycockyoubitch

DaveMehmet

Man in a bush

Russell

Oii!