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The_Organiser
The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
edited February 2008 in Not Sports Related
death? Me personally yes, if its before 65 I can spend the cash currently laid into my pension!!!!!!!! If into my 80's start putting more in the pension, and quick!!

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,125
    The Organiser!?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,896
    christ, what a question !!

    about the only good thing about my job is my pension, so i better get to bloomin enjoying it !!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,272
    No, I wouldn't want to know how I die either
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 759
    Had a car crash many years ago, thought for a split second that that was it, thats your lot sunshine.The world stood still.After that I try not to think about curling my toes anymore.!
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    No thanks matey.

    Bloke goes into his doctors
    Doctor says i've got some good news and some bad news
    Whats the good news asks the bloke
    You've got 48 hours to live says the Doc
    Thats the good news,what the hells the bad news says the bloke
    I should have told you yesterday says the Doctor

    COAT!!
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    Bob Monkhouse's line always made me laugh.

    I went to the doctor's and I asked him how long I had left. He said 5. I said 5 what, months, years? He said 4, 3, 2..

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