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Carter v Medders

Carter
Carter Posts: 14,240
edited February 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
It's on sunshine, I've had one turgid snap of your pan too many. The quips about missing Watford is now grating everyone.

I can't accept all this HARRASMENT (c'mon Henry it's e assault) from someone who missed at least one home game this season to watch a game of RUGBY!

People were inquiring as to your whereabouts at Southampton, Welling and Blackpool I couldn't tell them 'oh he's just nipped to the bog' because you weren't there!!!

Come on board members, pick a corner. Is Medders the egg chasing scrote we all suspect him to be or is he king?

Is Carter the socially depraved heathen a few have hinted at or is he the dance off winning, punchbag destroying, local lass charming legend?

You decide.
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  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Carter - the 'legend' number 1 DJ in Kent... who played the same track TWICE within a 1 hour set....
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    fight fight fight
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    And proof that Carter is, infact, a Spurs fan

    IMAGE_027.jpg
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]Carter - the 'legend' number 1 DJ in Kent... who played the same track TWICE within a 1 hour set....

    Silence wretch, let the people speak.

    And following Gumbo's reference it's now number one in the South
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
    [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]Carter - the 'legend' number 1 DJ in Kent... who played the same track TWICE within a 1 hour set....

    fcukin hell carts I will survive twice in an hour that's bad m8
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    As Harry Hill on TV Burp would say, "but who's better, Carter or Medders? Only one way to decide this. FIIIIIGHHHHT!"
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Or as Friend or Defoe would say 'THUMB WARS'!!

    How about it Medders? A KY Jelly wrestling match?
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    I believe based on saturday's evidence, carter holds his alcohol better than medders.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    ooh dear
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Judging by those ears, someone was seriously talking about you medders.
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  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Good to see my old mate Suzi is on my side!
    Christ Sooze, those photos were from when, 2002?!?!
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    it took me to go back that far to find a pic of you, its been so long, all that rugby takes up a lot of your time....
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited February 2008
    It's whats on the inside that counts. Unfortunately I have pictures to show the inside of both of them.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    If you want old photos Sooz, and to play silly beggars, then here you go ;-)

    suznpizza.jpg
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Oi, leave the sausage out of it!
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Nice shirt Medders.

    When did you lose your neck?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    how old is that picture of suzi?
    think she looks lovely.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    So, Medders is up to his old tricks again, can't beat Dicko in a fight so starts picking on a girl.

    Nice one!
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]how old is that picture of suzi?
    think she looks lovely.

    I'm guessing about 7 years ago?
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of SE7[/cite]So, Medders is up to his old tricks again, can't beat Dicko in a fight so starts picking on a girl.

    Nice one!

    Oi, no one asked Suzi to get involved!

    And let's not forget I have a photo of you Dave, that I'm sure you'd rather I kept private... so pipe down eh lad?! ;-)
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  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Actually, Dicko asked everyone to get involved, that includes suzi ;-)
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,327
    yeah stu after that photo of you at the weekend best you don't get involved ;-)
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]how old is that picture of suzi?
    think she looks lovely.

    I was about 21 I think and that pizza was lush!!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Don't worry about it Stu, you should be truly proud of taking one for the team. That's what it's all about mate
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    Steve, the pic Medders has is only slightly emabarassing, nothing compared to the one from blackpool!

    Not that I care, atleast I wasnt hiding under a thumb like Medders all weekend ;-)


    Conclusion, Carter wins as Medders is nothing but an egg chasing e-warrior who likes to pick on girls.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: Stu of SE7[/cite]Steve, the pic Medders has is only slightly emabarassing, nothing compared to the one from blackpool!

    Yeah true I spose... I agree the lump from Blackpool is worse...
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    I could tell a story..... *whistles innocently* .....it involves chatham and alleys....
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Come on Suzi I am in the mood for a good story ................
  • MariaCAFC
    MariaCAFC Posts: 1,152
    Ohh!!! Fight Fight Fight!!

    But considering that your both good mates - I'm sitting on the fence for this one!

    :-)
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]I could tell a story..... *whistles innocently* .....it involves chatham and alleys....

    You could, but I'd put my house on Dicko having done that and worse....

    ;-)

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