Have got two big bastard blisters on my heels from a pair of new shoes ripping them to shreds on Monday. One is the size of 50 pence piece and as the skin is long gone it's all red raw and oozing pus. Nice.
I've tried all sorts of plasters, lumps of padded kitchen roll, etc but still no go. If anything they're getting worse. Anyone got any tips as to how to get through the next few days? ("Cut your feet off" is not really helpful!)
Failing that, anyone got Beefy Botham's phone number? He must have a system that works after all of those sponsored walks!
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Ok, cheers - I think I've got a cold one in the fridge. Tell me though, how long after I drink the meths will it be before the blisters start getting better?
Leave at least half the bottle for your feet. I am talking 2 litre bottle though.
Failing that drink the spirit then slap on Iodine like its going out of fashion
Mate, I nearly binned the shoes after I got into work on Monday! Haven't worn them since, but now even my "old" previously comfortable shoes are going to work on the bastard things!
Sounds like the DIY guide to picking up an infection mate!!
I thought that was going on the pull in Blackpool???
Stu, however is still to get the greenpeace campaigners off his back
Persistant bastards that lot.
What do you expect, when you harpoon one of their finest species?
Don't tell me - it doesn't work but would give you a good laugh???
Thats for acidic bites/stings
It would though, give us all a good laugh
He was mugging you off nolly!
It works in your mind maybe - but the reality is that you too worried about the stench of piss on your mitts to be too concerned about a bit of bruising.
I bet if you cracked a rib the fella used to tell you to cut off a toe. Always works you know!
;o)
If you left them soaking in a tub of piss then that may permeate through in some way but I wouldn't fancy it.
Just use that lime solution stuff that sticks to your hands and makes them go all pale