FRIDAY Caption Competition: Reed, Dowie, Robson

1905

"LR: okay step one... please ensure all parts of your ACME Relegation Fighting Kit are all present and correct
MR: righto boss
ID: ey?"

Very very good.

Ledge

LR : Look Iain, defending is for divs.

ID: Yeah but

MR: Whispers to Reed - keep going we've nearly got him.

LoOkOuT

LR: You've been fired!
ID: Is he havin a laff? Is he havin' a laff? (in a naff Extra's stylee)

1905

LR - Its the result of the Board's review Iain

Results F
Defending E
Tackling D
Team morale E
Goals (not including D Bent) F
Supporters view: General C, Yoof E


MR - Does that mean its our turn now?

Charlton Dan

LR - So the ball comes over the top and the defenders, who should all be level with each other, clear the ball upfield.

ID - Aaaaah. I see!

Badger

Think I'll Go To Spec Savers!

LenGlover

LR So what do reckon this funny thing is with white posts, a bar and a net then?

ID haven't got a clue Les

MR I saw Benty kicking a ball into one earlier let's ask him!

Need a Pint

"Oi what does Simon Jordan mean by....agent Dowie, your mission is completed, please destroy this letter and return to the north of England and lay low..........?"

Charlton Dan

LR - No, no, no. The "N" stands for North and the "S" stands for South.

ID - Why?

LR - Get Minty on the phone Robbo.

MR - Yes gaffer... er sorry I mean Les

Dazzler21

ISawLeaburnScore said:

LR: okay step one... please ensure all parts of your ACME Relegation Fighting Kit are all present and correct

MR: righto boss

ID: ey?

First ever use of 'RIGHTO' on CL.