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Enough to get legless on?

WSSWSS
edited March 2008 in Not Sports Related
£24.3m awarded to the no mark that is Heather Mills.

Puntastic.

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  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I'm trying to think of a pun but I'm stumped
  • SolidgoneSolidgone
    [quote][cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]I'm trying to think of a pun but I'm stumped[/quote]

    Pull the other one!
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    That money should give her a leg up in life
  • WSSWSS
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]That money should give her a leg up in life
    Agreed, she'll be able to get one foot in the door of a number of places now.
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    If she was a golf course she'd be the dogleg
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    keep these coming please.
  • ShagShag
    I heard she's going to buy a plane with the money













    and a bic to shave the other leg




    BOOM BOOM !
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    "keep these coming please."

    Why B, they're all a bit lame to me.
  • WSSWSS
    edited March 2008
    Paul bought her a spare wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler.
  • 19051905
    £24.3m - I wood love to be in her shoes.....
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  • NorthstandNorthstand
    Thats a good return, even for a brass.
  • Off_itOff_it
    Only £24.3 million - I bet she's out on a limb tonight!
  • CarterCarter
    I heard she was hopping mad as she came out of court
  • carly burncarly burn
    Think of the varnish she'll be able to buy!
  • Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I heard she was hopping mad as she came out of court

    That was absolutely prosthetic!
  • carly burncarly burn
    She's teak'en him to the cleaners!
  • Off_itOff_it
    When all is said and done, she hasn't got a leg to stand on.
  • leftbehindleftbehind
    these are good
  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    First time Paul went down on one knee he received a knighthood, second time it cost him £24.3M
  • carly burncarly burn
    She well and truly kicked his ass.

    He'll be pulling the splinters out for weeks!
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  • StigStig
    They sat there on the grassy bank,
    a she was all a quiver,
    but as he undid her suspender belt,
    her leg fell in the river.

    Sorry, I nicked this - can't remember who deserves the credit. Not me though.
  • The EqualiserThe Equaliser
    I wish she would just put her sock in it.
  • Off_itOff_it
    At least Paul Mc has now solved his pest problem - those woodworm in the bed were a nightmare!

    £24 mill tho? Rentokil would've been a lot cheaper.
  • WSSWSS
    edited March 2008
    be able to see the details in the second leg of proceedings it seems:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302034.stm
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Heather Mills... wood you?
  • carly burncarly burn
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]Heather Mills... wood you?

    I saw wood.
  • Bexleyheath_RedBexleyheath_Red
    Heard Didier Drogba dives more than Heather Mills at a barn dance party...
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