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Enough to get legless on?

WSS
WSS Posts: 25,075
edited March 2008 in Not Sports Related
£24.3m awarded to the no mark that is Heather Mills.

Puntastic.

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,618
    I'm trying to think of a pun but I'm stumped
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,219
    [quote][cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]I'm trying to think of a pun but I'm stumped[/quote]

    Pull the other one!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,663
    That money should give her a leg up in life
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]That money should give her a leg up in life
    Agreed, she'll be able to get one foot in the door of a number of places now.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,663
    If she was a golf course she'd be the dogleg
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    keep these coming please.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I heard she's going to buy a plane with the money













    and a bic to shave the other leg




    BOOM BOOM !
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,618
    "keep these coming please."

    Why B, they're all a bit lame to me.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    edited March 2008
    Paul bought her a spare wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler.
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,753
    £24.3m - I wood love to be in her shoes.....

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  • Northstand
    Northstand Posts: 85
    Thats a good return, even for a brass.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,902
    Only £24.3 million - I bet she's out on a limb tonight!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    I heard she was hopping mad as she came out of court
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,483
    Think of the varnish she'll be able to buy!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,902
    [cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]I heard she was hopping mad as she came out of court

    That was absolutely prosthetic!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,483
    She's teak'en him to the cleaners!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,902
    When all is said and done, she hasn't got a leg to stand on.
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    these are good
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,964
    First time Paul went down on one knee he received a knighthood, second time it cost him £24.3M
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,483
    She well and truly kicked his ass.

    He'll be pulling the splinters out for weeks!

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,054
    They sat there on the grassy bank,
    a she was all a quiver,
    but as he undid her suspender belt,
    her leg fell in the river.

    Sorry, I nicked this - can't remember who deserves the credit. Not me though.
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 759
    I wish she would just put her sock in it.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,902
    At least Paul Mc has now solved his pest problem - those woodworm in the bed were a nightmare!

    £24 mill tho? Rentokil would've been a lot cheaper.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    edited March 2008
    be able to see the details in the second leg of proceedings it seems:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7302034.stm
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,618
    Heather Mills... wood you?
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,483
    [cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]Heather Mills... wood you?

    I saw wood.
  • Bexleyheath_Red
    Bexleyheath_Red Posts: 547
    Heard Didier Drogba dives more than Heather Mills at a barn dance party...

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