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Lighten the mood - CAPTION CORNER

Charlton Dan
Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
edited November 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
In attempt to lighten the mood lets have another Caption Comp.............
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"Whos half inched me burger"

Comments

  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Oi Talal - the ball's the yellow round thing!
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    'if you think you can manage this lot, charltondan, be my f**king guest!' :o)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    "COME IN AMBROSE - YOUR TIME IS UP
    You steaming pile of cack"
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]'if you think you can manage this lot, charltondan, be my f**king guest!' :o)

    Dont tempt me Les ;-)
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    "oh hughsey we've only got ten men.
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    "Look at her arse! Oh bugger - it's Jimmy!"
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    " told you i'd relegate them before christmas mr Jordon!!"
  • Mortain
    Mortain Posts: 391
    "hey you guys!!!"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    ID: SOULYMANE, LE BALLON !!! OU EST LE BALLON !!!
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    9 , 10 coming ready or not
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  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]ID: SOULYMANE, LE BALLON !!! OU EST LE BALLON !!!

    Admit it Smudge. You used Babelfish didnt ya??
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    ID: Oi REIDY. Score today and your bonus burger is going to be THIS BIG
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,273
    edited November 2006
    "Aaaa-gaaaa-do do do, push pineapple, shake the tree...
    Les, are you sure this new warm up routine is going to help?"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    ID: I'm sorry everyone, but normally at a Q&A the burk who is hosting provides a microphone
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "shout now. jump up and shout now, everybody shout now, everybody shout now
    everybody shout shout shout shout shout shout"
  • Glass half empty
    Glass half empty Posts: 2,084
    "Da Bells!"
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    [cite]Posted By: CharltonDan[/cite]"shout now. jump up and shout now, everybody shout now, everybody shout now
    everybody shout shout shout shout shout shout"

    I'd so like to work that Ken Dodd gag in there Dan but it's not going to work is it.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [quote][cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]ID: I'm sorry everyone, but normally at a Q&A the burk who is hosting provides a microphone[/quote]

    Ouch

    ID "Oi Simon, I can see my house from here"

    or


    ID " What do you mean Les, You've got a headache from me shouting into the mike"
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    "My wife is with me cos my willy is this big"
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    [cite]Posted By: CharltonDan[/cite]"My wife is with me cos my willy is this big"

    Unfortunately i can't get my Ken Dodd joke to work with this one! :-(
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  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    "weaver is a w**ker"
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    "i'll get me coat"




    surely the winner
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    'Can I have my coat back please?'
  • righthandbackward
    righthandbackward Posts: 180
    ID: "DICKY SAID WE NEED 10 POINTS AT FULL TIME OR I'M GONE"
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    "TAXIIIIIIIIII"
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,611
    ...hang on, forget that, can you make it 'to go'

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