"Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Neil Warnock. Not only does he resemble one of those dodgy uncles you're never quite sure of, but more importantly he has never lost a play off semi final"
SJ - "Neil has identified our key target for next season to ensure we win the Championship. We are pleased to announce that a multi-million pound, blond, perma tanned striker from Spain is being unveiled live on SKY right here, right now ..................... ME !!! "
what you cant see is the two philipeeno boys under the desk that Jordan always requests for press conferences, if you go back and look at the photos of when jordon and dowie left he was disgusted because there were two stunning philipeno 18 year old birds under there.
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Neil - i would rather be a moron than a cnut
Warnock " i'll get me coat"
Colin - "no, it was Torres you imbecile"
ha, very good
Yea, the busses from shithurst to SE7 are a right nightmare.