The Bring A Mate for a Quid campaign run by SE London football club Chrystal Palace has shown many benefits but not for this young chap who was forced by his mother to bring his retarded cousin to his first ever football match.
"I was horrified when Mummy told me I had to otherwise I wasn't allowed to go to the game and would have to spend Saturday in my bedroom" said Nigel. "But despite being an utter Joey, I was surprised that Neil fitted in so well" he added.
but worryingly possible and beliveable i was always told never to trust people whos fingers are longer than there palms, have a look.. touch of the spider monkey about that poor lad.
Speccy: i've got a pint of fosters, a bag full of chisels and I am touching another man. All I need now is an episode of mythbusters and I will cream my pants.
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What's in the carrier bag d'ya reckon ?
"I was horrified when Mummy told me I had to otherwise I wasn't allowed to go to the game and would have to spend Saturday in my bedroom" said Nigel. "But despite being an utter Joey, I was surprised that Neil fitted in so well" he added.
Scary!
Speccy twat replies "Thats nothing I appear to have a second head growing on my shoulder'
Virgin on the back of his shirt.