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  • Here mate, wanna buy a bottle of fake tan. It's pucker stuff, I got loads out the back.
  • Will you marry me?
  • I'm going for:

    "Where's my million, Dowie? I'm getting real tired of you ducking me, man...getting real tired..."
  • To deflect the abuse about his orange skin and 80's hairdo,Simon took his poorly dressed ugly dummy everywhere he went.
  • edited May 2008
    How 'bout:

    'I've heard your taking it up the R's.....me too!'
  • Orange Tinted Tosser (left) "Obi do I want to be like youhoohoo"
  • I'm a hated mug just like you, get used to it you prick

    Everywhere you go people will shake there heads in disbelief as you arrive and leave.

    Oh yeah, you think the fans think you are shit now, wait to you see my master plan for screwing up every London club with you in charge in the next 10 years

    ........or something like that
  • Iain you pikey, you left here two seasons ago, why you still wearing your palace kit?
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