Hows your luck???

WhenIwasLittleBoy

Going on holiday on Monday 16th June for a fortnight, flying out at 9am, just got an email from the club announcing that the fixtures will be announced on...........yes you guessed it Monday 16th June ...........no doubt will have to wait another two days to see who have got and when we have them

WSS

I'm on holiday for when they come out as well.

I will be utilising the internet i think.

Her: What you doing?
Me: Checking the football fixtures
Her: Oh for f*cks sake, we're on holiday
Me: Shut your mouth

ISawLeaburnScore

I booked my holiday to return the day of 9th July... the night before the Welling game was announced for... you guessed it - the 9th July! tits!

WhenIwasLittleBoy

Her: U love Charlton more than u love me
Me: I love Palace more than i love u

Only joking dear if u read this

suzisausage

I was always at Glastonbury for the fixtures. used to get texts from loads of different people letting me know the 1st and last games, boxing day, new years day and palace or west ham.

Medders

LOL, we're away too!

WSS - come on, tell us the true conversation:

wss - Mistress, please may I go check the football fixtures
her - No
wss - <squeaky voice> Ok. Sorry Miss.