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What are you all doing tonight? - My car is my lover

Curb_It
Curb_It Posts: 21,218
edited May 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I may sit in and watch the telly?!

There's nowt queer as folk...

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  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    That's seriously messed up!
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    He burnt his lips giving it a blowjob
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    lol.

    Look at the comments below. Not sure if its really him... but still very funny.
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    very strange, but not as strange as the fact that he hasn't got the balls to tell his mum, but is quite happy telling a national magazine.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    gota be a palace fan...
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]I may sit in and watch the telly?!

    There's nowt queer as folk...

    Picking the other half up from Heathrow in the morning and going to Ireland V Columbia at Craven cottage with my Columbian colleague in the evening, then having sex with my carbarretor (sic)
  • Lock him up that's not natural
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    f**king freak
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,678
    what a twat
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    is that what the call "petrol head" ?
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    i got the heading wrong.. its tonight not tomorrow.

    just in case. Bet im not allowed to watch!
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    sick lol
  • sporaddick
    sporaddick Posts: 430
    I wonder if he is exhausted afterwards?

    Let's hope he doesn't lie back afterwards having a cigarette!
    BOOOM!
    The earth would definitely move for them then!
  • i bet he has skids in his pants
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    I heard about a bloke who liked to stick his thingy up lorries exhausts, he ended up HGV positive......
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    [cite]Posted By: Chirpy Red[/cite]I heard about a bloke who liked to stick his thingy up lorries exhausts, he ended up HGV positive......

    lol, can't believe i laughed at that !
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    I heard about a bloke that liked to be whipped with a car antenna, he once used one from a ford transit and caught a van ariel disease.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Well i managed to keep hold of the remote control to watch this...

    the young lad in the article was not as fooking weird as the old bloke who was filmed kissing and licking his cars and other things later in the evening when he thought no one looking. Very disturbing!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I watched some of it last night. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

    When he was walking around the motel car park with no trousers on was very disturbing indeed.

    Loved the ending line though when the young guy went to the older guy:

    "So, did you jizz on my car?"
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I watched some of it last night. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

    When he was walking around the motel car park with no trousers on was very disturbing indeed.

    Loved the ending line though when the young guy went to the older guy:

    "So, did you jizz on my car?"
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]Did anyone see it, how freaky was that?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    there are some seriously strange people around, though i'm sometimes a bit sceptical that its all made up to get on telly.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]there are some seriously strange people around, though i'm sometimes a bit sceptical that its all made up to get on telly.

    spot on, it cant be true

    just another load of old toilet they need to invent to get people watching their channel.