> Subject: Golfing Terms.
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> A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
> A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
> A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read .
> A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out
> A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't .
> A Cuban - needs one more revolution .
> An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim .
> An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker .
> A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand .
> A Kate Winslett - little bit fat but otherwise perfect .
> A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional .
> A Glen Miller - kept low but didn't make it over the water .
> An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result .
> A Russell Grant - a fat iron .
> A Rodney King - over-clubbed .
> An O.J. Simpson - got away with it .
> A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver .
> A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver .
> A Robin Cook - just died on the hill .
> A Michael Jackson - gradually fading .
> A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs .
> A Ken Livingstone - quite far left .
> A Jean-Marie LePen - a long way right .
> A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems .
> A Mrs Patel - ugly, but a good worker .
> An elephant's arse - high and ****ty .
> A condom - safe but didn't feel real good .
> A circus tent - a BIG top .
> An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result .
> A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
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The Sister in Law - Up there, and you know you shouldnt be