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Favourite Viz character?

Oakster
Oakster Posts: 6,812
edited May 2008 in Not Sports Related
Is Viz still going? Was a great comic back in the day. My favourite character.

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    Roger Mellie
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    Or Sexist Sid
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    Or even Billy the Fish, actually I find it very hard to chose as most were pure gold
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    cockney wanker - i am sure it is modelled on my mother in law's next door neighbour.
  • Kenny Achampong
    Kenny Achampong Posts: 540
    Buster Gonad - the boy with the unfeasibly large testicles.

    It was so ridiculous yet managed to get me every time.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Johnny Fart Pants was the best
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,487
    [cite]Posted By: Kenny Achampong[/cite]Buster Gonad - the boy with the unfeasibly large testicles.

    It was so ridiculous yet managed to get me every time.

    Damn I cannot believe I forgot him, and there was always the fat slags.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,001
    I think Roger Mellie was based on someone famous working in TV.
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,224
    Roger Mellie.

    The Adventures of Jimmy Hill.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Nobbys Piles

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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    Paul Wicker the Tall Vicar
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    Big Vern
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    the drunken bakers.. mainy just get it for the letters page it is the only mag that cracks me up
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Yeah the letters page and top tips used to crack me up
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    its no where near as good as it was to many adverts and crap but still worth a read every month
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,424
    black bag - the faithful border bin liner.
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    fat slags, awsome, and i saw once an animated version of them, my lord i did laugh, they just would find a really skinny bloke, throw him to the floor and then just shag the life outta them, i was about 12 at the time so all very funny!! haha
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    my top tips all time favourite, still makes me larf.

    'keep the missus on her toes, cellotape the house-keeping money to the ceiling'

    simply brilliant.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,235
    The Modern Parents
    Mellie
    Billy The Fish
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,438
    Rude Kid

    "Do you want to come to the shops dear?"
    "P*** up a rope f***stick"

    or:

    "What do you want for your birthday dear?"
    "Big fat hairy elephant's f***y"

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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    I used to love rude kid too, and strangely enough, those are the two quotes that I remember.

    I am sure he replied "Big dogs c**k" once, but don't remember the question.
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Raffles the Gentleman thug was a good one too
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Postman Plod or a little bit later Student Grant used to crack me up.
  • spooner
    spooner Posts: 4
    timothy potter trainspotter...............different class or finbar saunders tough call !
  • KillersBeard
    KillersBeard Posts: 985
    Terry F**k Wit.

    It's like they know me!!!!!!!

    :-)
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    got to be Sid
    but the 2 fat slags are the Mrs mate and her sister im sure
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Spoilt Bastard - Me, Me, Me, Shoes, Shoes, Shoes

    Top Tips always creased me up though obviously not a character. My favourite tip: - Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fish swim in an amusing manner.
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Viz top tips.

    http://fishtank.org.uk/humour/humour.php3?articleid=61
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]my top tips all time favourite, still makes me larf.

    'keep the missus on her toes, cellotape the house-keeping money to the ceiling'

    simply brilliant.

    Or, Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    [cite]Posted By: Fishnets[/cite]I remember they had a strip called "Thieving Gypsy BAst***s" once but the head Pikey in England took them to court and they had to withdraw it on racism grounds. Two months later head pikey gets done for receiving stolen goods....

    I understand the only times Viz has had to apologise were on the occasion you mention, and to those harridans Trinny and Susanna when they ran a strip called "fatty and thinny" - proved everything I thought about the styleless trolls was true.

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