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The Simon Jordan quote of the day.......

AFKABartramAFKABartram
edited June 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
'I have £800 on me at the moment, which is actually a little less than I would carry normally. Usually I have a couple of thousand.

I carry the money because I’m a huge tipper.'

What a hero !

Comments

  • DA9DA9
    So selfless, so humble


    Conceited mug of the highest order
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    He has more cash in his wallet then they have season ticket holders!!
  • StanmoreAddickStanmoreAddick
    Money can't buy you class Simes

    Twonk!
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    AFKA you worry me mate please put the qoute in full Jordon " i have £800 at the moment because Palarse might need another player".

    or " i have £800 on me at the moment because i need a respray"

    or " i have £800 on me at the moment because that what it costs to rent a Lady boy"
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    edited June 2008
    Dare I say it, but the average coke dealer or brass dont take credit cards or cheques, so it makes sense really!
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    well to me it says he spent 1200 quid on orange tanning products and thats all he had left
  • The EqualiserThe Equaliser
    Tango and Cash.
  • Vinnie V.Vinnie V.
    [cite]Posted By: The Equaliser[/cite]Tango and Cash.

    Nice work!
  • LedgeLedge
    croydon massives are on red alert for an £800 orange

    equaliser - love it mate very funny
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    I know food prices have rocketed but £800 for an Orange !
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